First we’ll start with how everyone feels about being late for work.
What if women were as horny as men in our world… well someone made a video for that.
Lastly is this kickass guy playing what is love in a chicken suit… I probably played this video about 50 times (seriously).
Every week we’re going to start picking a few videos we feel were the best of the week. Starting this week! (obviously) so here are a few that we thought were worth checking out.
First we’ll start with the “We got that B roll“, and to think I thought B roll didn’t get any better then this.
Next is a neat optical illusion with a dragon that stares at you.
and lastly you can never forget about The Onion, sadly to many college kids are getting stoked
And that’s it, let us know what you think, or if you though a different video should have been chosen.
Chick-fil-A I could eat there 7 times a day
Where the people laugh and children play
Oh I’m in love with Chick-fil-ASuddenly I need waffle fries in front of me
With some nuggets and a large sweet tea
Oh Chick-fil-A you set me free
Kids get in the van so we can go there today
But their stores are closed, oh I know because it’s sundayChick-fil-A what a dirty rotten trick to play
now I have to settle for Subway
Oh I’m in love with Chick-fil-A
Mmmmmm Chick-fil-A
Oh dang..
What is it dawg?
I forgot it’s Mother’s Day.
Didn;t get a gift for her.
Other plans got in the way.
She’ll be so disappointed.Damn I forgot it too.
This could have been avoided.
What the hell are we gonna do?
My mom’s been so forlorn
Ever since my daddy left.COLD
No one to hold her tight
Life has put her to the test.I know just what you mean,
my mom’s been so sad and grayWord
My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom
ever since he passed away.Hold up.
You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
I’m thinkin’ I’m thinkin’ too
Slow up
What time is it dawg?
It’s time for a switcharoo
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break âem off
Show âem how much they really mean
’cause I’m a Mother Lover
you’re a Mother Lover
We should f**k each others mothersF**k each others moms
You’ve seen that place that you came out as a baby
ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy
F**k each others moms’cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
to me your like a brother, so be my mother loverI’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom
clutchin’ on this lube and rosesI got my digital camera,
I’m gonna make your momma do a million posesThey will be so surprised
We are so cool and thoughtful
Can’t wait to pork your mom
I’m gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Show’d up
My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Straight up
Give it to my mom d – d- d – d- d – d – do**y-style
This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother’s Day
They have to rename this one
All up under the covers day
âCause I’m a Mother Lover
you’re a Mother Lover
We should f**k each others mothersF**k each others moms
I’ll push in their place
where you came out as a baby
ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy
F**k each others momsBreak it down
It would be my honor to be your new step-fatherIt would be my honor to be your new step-father
I’ll let you do my mother
make me another brother
and I’m gonna do your mother
I’ll never use a rubberOH
’cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
to me your like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so I’m a s-e-x her right
This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover
Women are stupid and I donât respect them,
Thatâs right, I just have sex with them.Show me your genitals, your genitalsâ¦
What!
Show me your genitalsâ¦
Genitalia!
Show me your genitals, your genitalsâ¦
What!
Show me your genitalsâ¦
Genitalia!Youâre talkinâ to me about stuffâ¦why?
Iâd rather see your titties.
Now youâre talking about other stuffâ¦why?
Iâd much rather see your titties.I canât have sex with your personality,
and I canât put my penis in your college degree,
and I canât shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
so why you sharing all this information with me?Itâs not sexist âcause Iâm saying it in a song,
Thatâs right bitch, now take off your thongâ¦And show me your genitals, your genitalsâ¦
What!
Show me your genitalsâ¦
Your genitalia!
Show me your genitals, your genitalsâ¦
What!
Show me your genitalsâ¦
Your genitalia!Knock knock, whoâs there? Itâs meâ¦
Wondering why youâre not naked.
Know knock, whoâs there? Me againâ¦
Still wondering why youâre not naked.I wanna see your bum, I donât care what you say,
No I donât have feelings cause feelings are gay.
Something something in the month of May,
Bitches love my penis cause itâs really big.Girlsâ brains are much stupider than menâs are,
so they should always listen to us cause weâre smart.
Women are only good for three things,
cooking, cleaningâ¦and vaginas.Show me your genitals, your genitalsâ¦
What!
Show me your genitalsâ¦
Your genitalia!
Show me your genitals, your genitalsâ¦
What!
Show me your genitalsâ¦
Your genitalia!I can give good sex to youâ¦
cause Iâm really good at sex.
I can give good sex to youâ¦
cause Iâm really good at sex.Ahh yeah, thatâs right, shake yourâ¦bums.
Iâm out of hereâ¦I gotta go have sexâ¦
with a lot of girls.