First we'll start with how everyone feels about being late for work. What if women were as horny as men in our world... well someone made a video for that. Lastly is this kickass guy playing what is love in a chicken suit... I probably played this video about 50 times (seriously).
Every week we're going to start picking a few videos we feel were the best of the week. Starting this week! (obviously) so here are a few that we thought were worth checking out. First we'll start with the "We got that B roll", and to think I thought B roll didn't get any better then this. Next is a neat optical illusion with a dragon that stares at you. and lastly you can never forget about The Onion, sadly to many college kids are getting stoked And that's it, let us know what you think, or if you though a different video should have been chosen.
Chick-fil-A I could eat there 7 times a day Where the people laugh and children play Oh I'm in love with Chick-fil-A Suddenly I need waffle fries in front of me With some nuggets and a large sweet tea Oh Chick-fil-A you set me free Kids get in the van so we can go there today But their stores are closed, oh I know because it's sunday Chick-fil-A what a dirty rotten trick to play now I have to settle for Subway Oh I'm in love with Chick-fil-A Mmmmmm Chick-fil-A
Oh dang.. What is it dawg? I forgot it's Mother's Day. Didn;t get a gift for her. Other plans got in the way. She'll be so disappointed. Damn I forgot it too. This could have been avoided. What the hell are we gonna do? My mom's been so forlorn Ever since my daddy left. COLD No one to hold her tight Life has put her to the test. I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray Word My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away. Hold up. You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too Slow up What time is it dawg? It's time for a switcharoo We both love our moms, women with grown women needs I say we break âem off Show âem how much they really mean 'cause I'm a Mother Lover you're a Mother Lover We should f**k each others mothers F**k each others moms You've seen that place that you came out as a baby ain't no doubt that shit is crazy F**k each others moms 'cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself to me your like a brother, so be my mother lover I'm layin' in the cut waitin' for your mom clutchin' on this lube and roses I got my digital camera, I'm gonna make your momma do a million poses They will be so surprised We are so cool and thoughtful Can't wait to pork your mom I'm gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle Show'd up My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile Straight up Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - do**y-style This the perfect plan For a perfect Mother's Day They have to rename this one All up under the covers day âCause I'm a Mother Lover you're a Mother Lover We should f**k each others mothers F**k each others moms I'll push in their place where you came out as a baby ain't no doubt that shit is crazy F**k each others moms Break it down It would be my honor to be your new step-father It would be my honor to be your new step-father I'll let you do my mother make me another brother and I'm gonna do your mother I'll never use a rubber OH 'cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right I'm callin'on you 'cause I can't do it myself to me your like a brother, so be my mother lover They blessed us both with the gift of life She brought you in this world so I'm a s-e-x her right This is the second best idea that we've ever had The choice can be no other Be my mother lover
Women are stupid and I donât respect them, Thatâs right, I just have sex with them. Show me your genitals, your genitals⦠What! Show me your genitals⦠Genitalia! Show me your genitals, your genitals⦠What! Show me your genitals⦠Genitalia! Youâre talkinâ to me about stuffâ¦why? Iâd rather see your titties. Now youâre talking about other stuffâ¦why? Iâd much rather see your titties. I canât have sex with your personality, and I canât put my penis in your college degree, and I canât shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why you sharing all this information with me? Itâs not sexist âcause Iâm saying it in a song, Thatâs right bitch, now take off your thong⦠And show me your genitals, your genitals⦠What! Show me your genitals⦠Your genitalia! Show me your genitals, your genitals⦠What! Show me your genitals⦠Your genitalia! Knock knock, whoâs there? Itâs me⦠Wondering why youâre not naked. Know knock, whoâs there? Me again⦠Still wondering why youâre not naked. I wanna see your bum, I donât care what you say, No I donât have feelings cause feelings are gay. Something something in the month of May, Bitches love my penis cause itâs really big. Girlsâ brains are much stupider than menâs are, so they should always listen to us cause weâre smart. Women are only good for three things, cooking, cleaningâ¦and vaginas. Show me your genitals, your genitals⦠What! Show me your genitals⦠Your genitalia! Show me your genitals, your genitals⦠What! Show me your genitals⦠Your genitalia! I can give good sex to you⦠cause Iâm really good at sex. I can give good sex to you⦠cause Iâm really good at sex. Ahh yeah, thatâs right, shake yourâ¦bums. Iâm out of hereâ¦I gotta go have sex⦠with a lot of girls.