2.5K views Mar 2010
A driver demonstrates how to slow a 2010 Prius by shifting into neutral or holding the power button, then urges Prius drivers to move out of the fast lane.
0:00 Hi, YouTube, and if you've clicked on this link, it must mean you're a fucking retard and you don't know how to drive your car. 0:06 So I'm going to show you how to drive the 2010 Prius, and when this car accelerates, I'm going to show you how to stop. 0:12 It's really fucking simple. Get your head out of your ass, stop thinking about saving the fucking trees, stop thinking about the fucking whales and the dolphins, and drive your fucking car and use some goddamn common sense so you don't hurt yourself, 0:23 your family, or other innocent people because you're too fucking stupid to realize how to drive a fucking car. 0:28 If you can't figure this shit out on your own, then take the fucking bus like other retards do that don't have driver's licenses. 0:36 All right, watch this. 0:38 Okay, 2010 Prius, right? We recognize the interior. Watch this shit. 0:43 This is fucking amazing. We're gonna take off here. Here we go. 0:48 I'm accelerating. Hard accel. Hear the motor? Now watch this. 0:53 You put this motherfucker in neutral. Holy fuck! Look at that. 0:59 The car shut down, and we're coasting. We're coasting. I'm doing 50. 1:04 There's no motor. We're slowing down. The brakes still fucking work. 1:08 Now check this out. We're still in fucking neutral, right? You see that? 1:11 Neutral. Try to step on the gas. The fucking gas don't work. 1:16 No shit, Sherlock. Put the motherfucker in neutral and go about your business. 1:21 Now, let's hypothetically say you don't want to fucking put it in neutral because you're too fucking stupid. 1:26 Well, then you can do it the hard way. You can accelerate like we're going. 1:29 You can hold the fucking power button down. Yeah, I'm using my middle finger to tell you to go fuck yourself, and now the car shuts down. 1:35 Look at that. No fucking pedal, nothing. You come to a nice complete fucking stop. 1:43 Amazing. 1:44 Holy fuck, we're still alive! Jesus Christ, I'm not on TV looking like a fucking idiot because I don't know how to stop my fucking car. 1:56 We're still fucking alive! Now, isn't that fucking amazing? Now here's the other deal. 2:02 All right? Just because you drive a fucking Prius does not, and I repeat, does not give you authorization to do 50 miles an hour in the fucking hammer lane. 2:14 Move the fuck over! You don't have to get 75 miles per fucking gallon. 2:20 You can get fucking 45, just like I do. See that? 45.9 mile per gallon average. 2:27 Isn't that fucking amazing? I think it's fucking amazing. I'm not here to save the planet. 2:31 I'm here to save money in my pocket, and that's what I'm gonna do with my fucking Prius. 2:36 Now, learn how to drive your fucking Prius, learn how to turn the motherfucker off if it starts accelerating uncontrollably. 2:42 You can do it. Don't tell me it can't because I just fucking did it. 2:45 I just recorded it. So now the next motherfucker that does this stupid shit on TV, and I see you getting chased down by the cops like the dumb ass white haired motherfucker in California, 2:56 you're an asshole, and I hope you fucking die. And guess what? 2:59 When you die, the devil's gonna be there. He's gonna shove his pitchfork up your ass with a fucking rotten pineapple because you're fucking stupid. 3:08 Learn to drive your fucking car. If not, get the fuck off the road and take the bus. 3:14 Bye. 
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