Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffMaster Handjobs With New Exercise MachineDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share3.4K views Aug 2009A parody infomercial pitches the Shake Weight as an exercise device for women, using sexual innuendo to promise toned arms and stamina. Show transcript0:00Today's men want women with strong, sexy arms and lots of stamina.0:04Traditional workout partners only last for 2 or 3 minutes, but now you can get the workout you need even between boyfriends.0:11Introducing the Shake Weight, the revolutionary new way to work your handjob muscles designed specifically for women because they don't have penises of their own.0:19In just 6 minutes a day, you can get arms that can jerk off a rhinoceros.0:23So get rid of those sleeves and show everyone that you're an HJ queen.0:27The Shake Weight is based on handjob based workout technology called dynamic inertia.0:31In just 6 minutes a day, you'll be able to squeeze cum from a stone.0:35Scientific studies at a prestigious university prove that the Shake Weight is a 300% more efficient workout than beating off with a traditional penis.0:43Workout near your face, behind your back, or over your chest with no need to clean up afterwards.0:48I believe the Shake Weight is the fastest, easiest, and most effective way to get a beautiful upper body without getting cum on you.0:55The shake weight works like a real dick. You'll get long, lean, toned muscles without being begged to use your mouth.1:01It's like Jing O, D after D. Order today and get 11 inches of workout equipment for just 19.95.1:07It's big enough to wrap both your hands around and comes with a lifetime guarantee never to become flaccid or impotent.1:13You'll also get this DVD, which your partner can use when you're not in the mood.1:17It's time to get the vice-like penis pumping grip you've always wanted.1:21Get the Shake Weight today.
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