Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffObama Said Knock You OutDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.6K views Nov 2008In this political parody, a man portraying Barack Obama raps against John McCain, then admits rapping is hard and suggests playing basketball. Show transcript0:00Thank you, thank you. A lot of people are saying that McCain's attacking me and I'm not responding, that I'm not hard enough.0:09Well, I'll show you hard. I'll show you Saturday morning in the line at Whole Foods hard.0:15I'll show you presidential, president of Harvard Review hard.0:19I will show you community organizing hard, mother.0:22Don't call me not black. I'm half black to speak clearly, and that's not nearly a reason to fear me.0:27Barely 8 years since you had hope. My change is dope, clairvoyant, perspicacious.0:34My vocabulary's long and audacious. I don't take sides. Bipartisan, a Harvard educated Lando Calrissian.0:41Trust me, this ain't funny. I used to use only public money.0:46Now I know I can score more money than a whore dressed up like the earth, Al Gore.0:51I'm gonna knock you out. Obama said knock you out. McCain, he got the gout.0:58Obama said knock you out. Hey, McCain, your sanity is gone. Must have left it with the Viet Cong.1:05You're crazy and wrong, sucking Bush's old dong. Already old when Ella made this song.1:09Hey, emperor face, I penetrated your base, made the right wing say New York has got taste.1:14I'll beat you in Missouri and Oklahoma after that. I'll cure your melanoma, country first, more like country worse, or just selling merch, or go to church.1:24Sorry to burst, but the record is showing you teach people like you forgot your homes.1:28It was 7, right? The polls are tight, but your 8th house, it won't be white.1:33I'm gonna knock you out. Obama said knock you out. You lose your temper, then you shout.1:40Obama said knock you out. You call yourself change? You must be deranged.1:45After 8 years, four of you is more of the same. Voters ain't that gullible.1:48You ain't that lovable. This house is for me and the rest of the Huxtables.1:52Got the right back by picking Palin. Biden on her ass will soon be wailing.1:57Against evolution, old girl be railing. For her, you're disleavement, you must be ill.2:01Now you need a morning after your selection pill, so it's time to leave the rest to me like your wife.2:07I'm out of your league. I said no to Iraq, you old nut sack, and if you win, it'll be whack.2:13So to attack, I wrote this rap to prove to black people that I'm black.2:18I'm gonna knock you out. Obama said knock you out. I'm gonna knock you out.2:24I said Obama said knock you out.2:27Man, it is hard for me to rap. Not much rapping in Harvard. Yeah, that's right.2:33Mm, I need a cigarette. Hey, let's go play some basketball. Okay, me and you, one-on-one.2:40I'll beat you at anything, unless it's passing bills in the Senate.2:44I've never done that.
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