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A group of stormtroopers mourns the Death Star's destruction over drinks, debating its anniversary, their poor aim, and a conspiracy theory about the blast.
0:04 I don't know. I just feel like we all have really great aim until the second we put on these helmets. 0:08 I concur. 0:09 Yeah. 0:10 You know, uh, I don't want to be a downer, but you guys do know what tomorrow is. 0:13 What's tomorrow? 0:13 Anniversary of the Death Star. 0:15 The Death Star? 0:15 Oh yeah. 0:16 Oh my God. It's been a year already. 0:19 Yeah. 0:20 Man, it's such a huge thing, and all it took was a couple X-wings to take it down. 0:24 Yeah. You guys remember where you were when it happened? 0:27 Yeah, I remember I was in Coruscant in training, waiting to hear some friends made it out, and of course they didn't because, uh, well... 0:33 It blew up and evaporated. 0:35 Yeah, like a big colorful firecracker. No one was getting out of there. 0:40 You guys know I was, uh, I was actually on my way to the Death Star that morning? 0:44 No, get out. 0:45 No. 0:45 Forgot to set my alarm, got caught in space traffic. If it hadn't been for that space traffic. 0:50 Well, you can't think about that. You can't think about that, or you're going to drive yourself 0:53 I'd be dead. 0:53 crazy. 0:54 I'd be dead. I guess I'd be dead. 0:55 Yeah, it's just so eerie. And you look at that part of the galaxy where the Death Star used to be, and it's just nothing. 1:02 Yeah. Still waiting on that memorial. Right now it's just a, uh, 1:06 A little space 1:07 space garden. 1:07 A little space garden, yeah. 1:08 I hear they're going to build a new one, though. It's going to be almost as big. 1:12 Yeah, 8 times as big. 1:13 8 times as big. 1:14 Haven't we learned anything? 1:15 Look, 1:16 I mean, 1:16 if you don't rebuild, the Jedis win. 1:19 Jedis. I'll tell you something, they hate our way of life. 1:23 Now, just because someone believes in the Force doesn't mean they're going to go blow up a space station, all right? 1:28 Yeah, maybe. Listen, we have all of this technology, right? We can't find Luke Skywalker, one guy, one guy. 1:35 Got a point. 1:35 Hiding out in a cave somewhere in Dagobah. 1:37 You know, honestly, I just think Palpatine knew all along, and he let it happen just to justify going to Hoth. 1:43 Oh, here we go. 1:44 No, no, I'm serious. What? Darth Vader happens to be in a TIE fighter when the whole thing goes down? 1:49 Please. 1:50 Come on. 1:51 Yeah. All right, all right. 1:52 Here we go. 1:53 I read the engineering, OK? There is no way one X-Wing could have taken this thing out. 1:58 OK. 1:58 No way. It had to be a controlled demolition. 2:01 Connor, nobody wants to hear this. 2:02 You're blind. You are blind, sir. You're blind. 2:05 Whatever. 2:05 You're all a bunch of drones. 2:06 Hey, keep your voice down. 2:08 You're drones, especially the drones. 2:10 Coolest. 2:10 Here, have a drink. 2:11 You guys want another round? 2:12 Nah, we're fine. 2:14 You want another round? 2:16 Yeah, you know what, actually, you keep coming, I think that'd be great. 2:23 To the Death Star. 2:24 Death Star. 2:25 Death Star. 
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