Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffTeam Fortress 2 Heavy Goes BowlingDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share3.5K views Aug 2009A Team Fortress 2 Heavy enters a bowling competition, where rivalries, medical mishaps, and a fight on the lanes lead to his disqualification. Show transcript0:22Where the fuck am I?0:23Hello and welcome to 69 Lanes. This week we are having our annual bowling competition, and we would be more than welcome to sign you up.0:31Are you interested?0:32No!0:33All right. All right, take a chill pill.0:36Pills.0:36Jesus Christ. How many games would you like to play?0:422.0:42No!0:431.0:44Okay then.0:46Thank you. Your lane is number 9.0:59Doc, come on, man!1:03Boo!1:29That was delicious.1:31You are tying my patients.1:35You'll never hit me, you'll never hit my tiny head. So tiny, I got a freaking such a tiny little head.1:40Diagnosis, you suck. Ooh, your gun shoots medicine. It's intimidating.1:47Medic!1:50Medic! Doctor!1:58Spy!2:24Ah!2:56Woohoo! No, seriously, you all suck. HAX!3:01HAX!3:04HAX!3:07HAX!3:11What the hell was that crap?3:34Oh, that slaps me on the knee. You, yes, you! You are dead!3:46Entire team is babies.3:53Who sent all these babies to fight?3:57Let us fight man versus tiny baby man. Fight me, coward!4:03Very well.4:09Yes! Do it!4:13Go!4:13Stop whining. It's so nice.4:13Go!4:13Stop whining.4:51Don't do anything, stupid cousin.5:09Oh, red shot!5:40What you want, bitch? Sandwich.5:43Here, take this.5:46Thank you.5:50Heels!5:52Heels! Heels! Heels! Pills.5:52Pills. Pills. Pills. Pills.5:55Louis!5:56Pills. Pills.6:06Good thing I'm indestruct-6:45Woo! Bumper cars. Go!6:53Move!6:58Go!7:11Good thing I'm indestructible.7:31Oh. Oh.7:35What the fuck?7:42That's some contribution.7:53Thank you. Нет. Нет!8:28Red Heavy is disqualified for using lethal force against the opponent, so it looks like this bowling trophy belongs to8:35Hey, Fagula, where's your retarded Lucario costume? Huh? Huh?8:40Excuse me, Ass Munch, I didn't know jackasses were allowed in the bowling alley.8:46Security.8:49Blue Heavy.9:03Yes!9:16We pushed our minds to believe and carry the safest relief, while it's holding on to true-hearted statements and disbelief.9:25Visions and prayers will never make their innocence look old.9:29Folded hands could never prevent evil stars from glowing. What we know is what they all know.9:35Is what they all know.
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