if anything he looks younger in the 2009 pic. see i was telling everyone if you eat fetuses, miracles WILL happen. but no it’s immoral they all said. pshh. we’ll see who’s immoral when i’m digging up dead bodies all over the world and fucking there skulls while the cops, marines, navy seals, and god watch and not be able to do A DAMN THING!!
good work fetus eater connery! congrats.
Its a little known fact that He was mummified back in 87. He managed to keep it secret for almost 20 years, until a former housekeeper leaked some Records and Photographs of the whole Process. But before mainstream media could release it Connery Threatened to quit acting and everyone canceled their stories. Their was one small unknown Channel on a Public Access channel that aired the story although as you may guess only a handful of people ever saw it. That’s why he has not aged since then
Chadster: Morgan Freeman takes the cake. âwho says i cant ride a rainbow?â 1971 morgan freeman looks exactly as he does today. almost 40 years. He is god.
In 96, I had an infarctus and got the tPA
(Tissue plasminogen activator)treatment, in fact, twice by mistake.
What it does is dissolve the thrombus in your heart
but also wash out all the toxins accumulated in a lifetime, that by flushing untold gallons through
your blood system…turned my internal clock back
fifty years.
Yes, I am 67, looking thirty!
I am a bush pilot, rolling in diesel 50gal barrels
just like when I was twenty five!
You can do it too, if you can swing the $200,000
that my insurance paid for the heart attack…
I know a woman who grew up in Edinburgh, Scotland & Sean Connery used to deliver ice to her house. She was a child & he was about 14. She said he was good looking back then, too.
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So much win
More than anything else, I’d like to be an old man with a good face, like Hitchcock or Picasso. – Sean Connery
Epic is eternal.
This is awesome! I wonder how he’s going to look in 10 years 😛
Dead?
“This is awesome! I wonder how heÂs going to look in 10 years”
See Picture
Exactly the same
that man is the ultimate WIN
Brilliant! Thanks, stumbled…
Maybe he really is immortal. I knew Highlander was a documentary!
He’ll look like that.
Well, he did drink from the holy grail.
if anything he looks younger in the 2009 pic. see i was telling everyone if you eat fetuses, miracles WILL happen. but no it’s immoral they all said. pshh. we’ll see who’s immoral when i’m digging up dead bodies all over the world and fucking there skulls while the cops, marines, navy seals, and god watch and not be able to do A DAMN THING!!
good work fetus eater connery! congrats.
Morgan Freeman takes the cake. “who says i cant ride a rainbow?” 1971 morgan freeman looks exactly as he does today. almost 40 years. He is god.
Sean Connery has the three fold immortality thing going for him.
1:- Highlander, he is immortal.
2:- Indiana Jones, He drank from the grail.
3:- League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Africa its self wont let him die.
Smacking women in the mouth is good for the circulation!
Its a little known fact that He was mummified back in 87. He managed to keep it secret for almost 20 years, until a former housekeeper leaked some Records and Photographs of the whole Process. But before mainstream media could release it Connery Threatened to quit acting and everyone canceled their stories. Their was one small unknown Channel on a Public Access channel that aired the story although as you may guess only a handful of people ever saw it. That’s why he has not aged since then
eternal life, 20 years and counting.
hey guyes, i beleive hos appearance will discover his real age oneday. it’s the nature in the end.
Yeah, the ’89 pic is him in make-up for the character Prof. Henry Jones for the film “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade”.
But I can still go a level up with your mother, Tribeck.
Bruce Almighty
The penis mightier for $500 Alex!
Let you in on a little secret…fact, a big one.
In 96, I had an infarctus and got the tPA
(Tissue plasminogen activator)treatment, in fact, twice by mistake.
What it does is dissolve the thrombus in your heart
but also wash out all the toxins accumulated in a lifetime, that by flushing untold gallons through
your blood system…turned my internal clock back
fifty years.
Yes, I am 67, looking thirty!
I am a bush pilot, rolling in diesel 50gal barrels
just like when I was twenty five!
You can do it too, if you can swing the $200,000
that my insurance paid for the heart attack…
See you at the http://www.Trollhouse.net
where we can trade blows!!!
It’s obvious, his immortal
Haven’t any of you heard of Photo Shop?
Note the hat. I suspect he had more hair.
Well, he did drink from the holy grail. In fact, it seems to have gotten younger.
ya know what? thats exactly what i thought when i read that question lol
Bond… James Bond =]
In High School (1994) one of my classmates, a FINE ass girl, said she would do Connery.
I was jealous. Cause I wanted to do her.
When you reach max level… I forget the rest of the joke, but, your mom is a whore!
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it is true….?!!
I guess this means that he’s the man now (dog).
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dead
come on people. hes sean connery!! hes scottish right? they get better with age. like a fine wine. wooo weee id do him.
He’ll be 89 in 10 years. Dead? Maybe, but not certainly.
Like Dorian Grey, somewhere in a dark closet of Sean Connery’s mansion lies a portrait that… looks exactly the d*mn same because that guy never ages!
I know a woman who grew up in Edinburgh, Scotland & Sean Connery used to deliver ice to her house. She was a child & he was about 14. She said he was good looking back then, too.
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