Its awkward to be gay
In the internet cafe
if your name is shcutz and you are a dumb piece of shit who thinks he owned people even though he phails and should go fuck himself up the arse with a vibrator-ay
in a hurr-ay.
HA HA HA!!! Great retort to all those women’s self-defense classes that basically only teach various ways of kicking a man in the junk or how to feign interest in his coerced sexual advances and then gouging him in the eyes. Not that women shouldn’t take self-defense classes; I feel quite the opposite. I’ll tell ya, if I ever have a daughter I’m going to make sure she knows every way known to disable a man twice her size and strength. 🙂
And by the way, good job keeping the comment sections relevant to the post ya f***ing retards. Go hang out on the random board of 4chan if you have ADHD and just can’t stay on topic… bastards.
shopped
Second
take that, bitch.
Y’all are douches
fifth
HAHAHAHA! that is sweet! Also, it would be pretty awkward getting kicked in the box by a man in a thong
how do you get your foot out?
A challenge.
It is awkward to be _______
in the _______
by a _______
in a _______
All lines must rhyme.
Example:
It is awkward to be cut
in the butt
by a slut
in a hut.
It is awkward to be droll
in the race of your life with a troll
by a long shot you will come last
in a typical race with your arse
owned by shcutz
Shcutz that was shit.
Its awkward to be gay
In the internet cafe
if your name is shcutz and you are a dumb piece of shit who thinks he owned people even though he phails and should go fuck himself up the arse with a vibrator-ay
in a hurr-ay.
it is awkward to be pecked
by many silly long-necked
giraffes with a bowler hat
drinking coffee while stroking a cat
Yeah, apart from the whole “all lines must rhyme” bit.
IT IS AWKWARD TO BE BIT
IN THE DICK
BY A BITCH
IN A TANGTOP!!!
mother fuckers
Who’d want to?
It is awkward to be hit
in the zit
by a wit
in a pit
It is awkward to be
shut the fuck up.
ZOMG
EpIC BRED
It is awkward to be jacking me off
in the house of The Hoff
by a whore with a cough
in a, dammit I’m sof’
it is awkward to be yanked
in the bank
by a skank
in a tank (top)
It is awkward to be maced
in the face
by a band member from Ace of Bass
in a handicapped parking space.
thanks for the challenge hbz
This is very educational.
It is awkward to be sane
in the rain
by a David Blaine
in a box made of glass panes
HA HA HA!!! Great retort to all those women’s self-defense classes that basically only teach various ways of kicking a man in the junk or how to feign interest in his coerced sexual advances and then gouging him in the eyes. Not that women shouldn’t take self-defense classes; I feel quite the opposite. I’ll tell ya, if I ever have a daughter I’m going to make sure she knows every way known to disable a man twice her size and strength. 🙂
And by the way, good job keeping the comment sections relevant to the post ya f***ing retards. Go hang out on the random board of 4chan if you have ADHD and just can’t stay on topic… bastards.
random 4chan has been down for a while
this gave me a massive hardon
i so didnt even notice the guy was in a thong until i read someone laughing about it.. lol fuck..
It is awkward to be an orange
….wait….dang!!
I hate to be crude, but the technical term for the first maneuver is “Cunt Punt”
tipsy – Your comment is an absolute WIN. =D
And haha@ doug; very clever.
He gave that C*NT a good solid PUNT! 😀
lol