If Genders Were Absolutely Equal
A cartoon titled “How To Disable a Woman” shows a man and woman trading combat moves, parodying the claim of absolute gender equality.
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victim
take that, bitch.
The Joker
Y'all are douches
that guy
fifth
camiger
HAHAHAHA! that is sweet! Also, it would be pretty awkward getting kicked in the box by a man in a thong
stinkyfoot
how do you get your foot out?
hbz
A challenge. It is awkward to be _______ in the _______ by a _______ in a _______ All lines must rhyme.
hbz
Example: It is awkward to be cut in the butt by a slut in a hut.
shcutz
It is awkward to be droll in the race of your life with a troll by a long shot you will come last in a typical race with your arse owned by shcutz
tipsy
Shcutz that was shit. Its awkward to be gay In the internet cafe if your name is shcutz and you are a dumb piece of shit who thinks he owned people even though he phails and should go fuck himself up the arse with a vibrator-ay in a hurr-ay.
anon
it is awkward to be pecked by many silly long-necked giraffes with a bowler hat drinking coffee while stroking a cat
Foggy Dog
Yeah, apart from the whole "all lines must rhyme" bit.
the real anon
IT IS AWKWARD TO BE BIT IN THE DICK BY A BITCH IN A TANGTOP!!! mother fuckers
Harrietts Place
Who'd want to?
Sighte
It is awkward to be hit in the zit by a wit in a pit
Dan
It is awkward to be shut the fuck up.
Anonymous
ZOMG EpIC BRED
DC
It is awkward to be jacking me off in the house of The Hoff by a whore with a cough in a, dammit I'm sof'
Ace
it is awkward to be yanked in the bank by a skank in a tank (top)
Eximus
It is awkward to be maced in the face by a band member from Ace of Bass in a handicapped parking space.
Andy F
thanks for the challenge hbz
Chet Bolten
This is very educational.
shockz
It is awkward to be sane in the rain by a David Blaine in a box made of glass panes
solamon
HA HA HA!!! Great retort to all those women's self-defense classes that basically only teach various ways of kicking a man in the junk or how to feign interest in his coerced sexual advances and then gouging him in the eyes. Not that women shouldn't take self-defense classes; I feel quite the opposite. I'll tell ya, if I ever have a daughter I'm going to make sure she knows every way known to disable a man twice her size and strength. :-)
solamon
And by the way, good job keeping the comment sections relevant to the post ya f***ing retards. Go hang out on the random board of 4chan if you have ADHD and just can't stay on topic... bastards.
Andy F
random 4chan has been down for a while
dick cheney
this gave me a massive hardon
SamuelRoach
i so didnt even notice the guy was in a thong until i read someone laughing about it.. lol fuck..
doug
It is awkward to be an orange ....wait....dang!!
Saefas
I hate to be crude, but the technical term for the first maneuver is "Cunt Punt"
iLOVEtipsy
tipsy - Your comment is an absolute WIN. =D And haha@ doug; very clever.
FeministFTL
He gave that C*NT a good solid PUNT! :D
juggla96
<blockquote cite="comment-197"> It is awkward to be maced in the face by a band member from Ace of Bass in a handicapped parking space. </blockquote> lol
