If Genders Were Absolutely Equal

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  1. photo

    shopped

  2. First

    Second

  3. victim

    take that, bitch.

  4. The Joker

    Y’all are douches

  5. that guy

    fifth

  6. camiger

    HAHAHAHA! that is sweet! Also, it would be pretty awkward getting kicked in the box by a man in a thong

  7. stinkyfoot

    how do you get your foot out?

  8. hbz

    A challenge.

    It is awkward to be _______
    in the _______
    by a _______
    in a _______

    All lines must rhyme.

  9. hbz

    Example:

    It is awkward to be cut
    in the butt
    by a slut
    in a hut.

  10. shcutz

    It is awkward to be droll
    in the race of your life with a troll
    by a long shot you will come last
    in a typical race with your arse

    owned by shcutz

  11. tipsy

    Shcutz that was shit.

    Its awkward to be gay
    In the internet cafe
    if your name is shcutz and you are a dumb piece of shit who thinks he owned people even though he phails and should go fuck himself up the arse with a vibrator-ay
    in a hurr-ay.

  12. anon

    it is awkward to be pecked
    by many silly long-necked
    giraffes with a bowler hat
    drinking coffee while stroking a cat

  13. Foggy Dog

    Yeah, apart from the whole “all lines must rhyme” bit.

  14. the real anon

    IT IS AWKWARD TO BE BIT
    IN THE DICK
    BY A BITCH
    IN A TANGTOP!!!

    mother fuckers

  15. Sighte

    It is awkward to be hit
    in the zit
    by a wit
    in a pit

  16. Dan

    It is awkward to be
    shut the fuck up.

  17. Anonymous

    ZOMG
    EpIC BRED

  18. DC

    It is awkward to be jacking me off
    in the house of The Hoff
    by a whore with a cough
    in a, dammit I’m sof’

  19. Ace

    it is awkward to be yanked
    in the bank
    by a skank
    in a tank (top)

  20. Eximus

    It is awkward to be maced
    in the face
    by a band member from Ace of Bass
    in a handicapped parking space.

  21. shockz

    It is awkward to be sane
    in the rain
    by a David Blaine
    in a box made of glass panes

  22. solamon

    HA HA HA!!! Great retort to all those women’s self-defense classes that basically only teach various ways of kicking a man in the junk or how to feign interest in his coerced sexual advances and then gouging him in the eyes. Not that women shouldn’t take self-defense classes; I feel quite the opposite. I’ll tell ya, if I ever have a daughter I’m going to make sure she knows every way known to disable a man twice her size and strength. 🙂

  23. solamon

    And by the way, good job keeping the comment sections relevant to the post ya f***ing retards. Go hang out on the random board of 4chan if you have ADHD and just can’t stay on topic… bastards.

  24. Andy F

    random 4chan has been down for a while

  25. dick cheney

    this gave me a massive hardon

  26. SamuelRoach

    i so didnt even notice the guy was in a thong until i read someone laughing about it.. lol fuck..

  27. doug

    It is awkward to be an orange
    ….wait….dang!!

  28. Saefas

    I hate to be crude, but the technical term for the first maneuver is “Cunt Punt”

  29. iLOVEtipsy

    tipsy – Your comment is an absolute WIN. =D
    And [email protected] doug; very clever.

  30. FeministFTL

    He gave that C*NT a good solid PUNT! 😀

  31. juggla96

    It is awkward to be maced
    in the face
    by a band member from Ace of Bass
    in a handicapped parking space.

    lol

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