If Genders Were Absolutely Equal

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  1. shopped

  2. Second

  3. take that, bitch.

  4. Y’all are douches

  5. fifth

  6. HAHAHAHA! that is sweet! Also, it would be pretty awkward getting kicked in the box by a man in a thong

  7. how do you get your foot out?

  8. A challenge.

    It is awkward to be _______
    in the _______
    by a _______
    in a _______

    All lines must rhyme.

  9. Example:

    It is awkward to be cut
    in the butt
    by a slut
    in a hut.

  10. It is awkward to be droll
    in the race of your life with a troll
    by a long shot you will come last
    in a typical race with your arse

    owned by shcutz

  11. Shcutz that was shit.

    Its awkward to be gay
    In the internet cafe
    if your name is shcutz and you are a dumb piece of shit who thinks he owned people even though he phails and should go fuck himself up the arse with a vibrator-ay
    in a hurr-ay.

  12. it is awkward to be pecked
    by many silly long-necked
    giraffes with a bowler hat
    drinking coffee while stroking a cat

  13. Yeah, apart from the whole “all lines must rhyme” bit.

  14. IT IS AWKWARD TO BE BIT
    IN THE DICK
    BY A BITCH
    IN A TANGTOP!!!

    mother fuckers

  15. It is awkward to be hit
    in the zit
    by a wit
    in a pit

  16. It is awkward to be
    shut the fuck up.

  17. ZOMG
    EpIC BRED

  18. It is awkward to be jacking me off
    in the house of The Hoff
    by a whore with a cough
    in a, dammit I’m sof’

  19. it is awkward to be yanked
    in the bank
    by a skank
    in a tank (top)

  20. It is awkward to be maced
    in the face
    by a band member from Ace of Bass
    in a handicapped parking space.

  21. It is awkward to be sane
    in the rain
    by a David Blaine
    in a box made of glass panes

  22. HA HA HA!!! Great retort to all those women’s self-defense classes that basically only teach various ways of kicking a man in the junk or how to feign interest in his coerced sexual advances and then gouging him in the eyes. Not that women shouldn’t take self-defense classes; I feel quite the opposite. I’ll tell ya, if I ever have a daughter I’m going to make sure she knows every way known to disable a man twice her size and strength. 🙂

  23. And by the way, good job keeping the comment sections relevant to the post ya f***ing retards. Go hang out on the random board of 4chan if you have ADHD and just can’t stay on topic… bastards.

  24. random 4chan has been down for a while

  25. this gave me a massive hardon

  26. i so didnt even notice the guy was in a thong until i read someone laughing about it.. lol fuck..

  27. It is awkward to be an orange
    ….wait….dang!!

  28. I hate to be crude, but the technical term for the first maneuver is “Cunt Punt”

  29. tipsy – Your comment is an absolute WIN. =D
    And [email protected] doug; very clever.

  30. He gave that C*NT a good solid PUNT! 😀

  31. It is awkward to be maced
    in the face
    by a band member from Ace of Bass
    in a handicapped parking space.

    lol

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