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The Fine Brothers rapidly reveal the endings and twists of 100 movies in one take, racing through famous deaths, hidden identities, and surprise reveals.
Show transcript0:00 Hi, we're the Fine Brothers. 0:01 And consider yourselves warned. 0:03 We're about to spoil 100 movies 0:04 In one take. 0:05 In under 5 minutes. 0:07 Starting now. 0:08 The chick is a dude. 0:08 You never see the witch, and everybody dies. 0:10 Tim Roth is a cop, and everyone gets killed except for Mr. Pink. 0:13 Ed Harris and Paul Bettany are Russell Crowe's imaginary friends. 0:15 Bruce Willis is dead the entire film. 0:17 Sam Jackson staged all the catastrophes. 0:19 They use water to kill the aliens. 0:21 It all takes place in present day. 0:23 Giddy's discovers that Evelyn Mulwray is Cross's daughter, and Cross has been raping her. 0:27 E.T. goes home. 0:29 Clarice kills Buffalo Bill. 0:30 Neve Campbell planned it all from the beginning, and we get to see Kevin Bacon's dick. 0:34 Rocky loses the fight. 0:35 Rocky wins the fight. 0:36 Rocky loses a fight, but then he also wins a fight. 0:38 Rocky wins the fight. 0:39 Rocky wins the street fight. 0:41 Adrian is dead, but Rocky loses the fight. 0:43 Daniel Plainview kills Eli with a bowling pin. 0:46 Jenny dies on a Saturday morning. 0:48 Carrie marries Mr. Meg. 0:50 Will Smith and Charlize Theron are descendants of God who used to be husband and wife. 0:54 Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Soze! 0:55 Kevin Spacey is killed by a corrupt police captain. 0:58 Kevin Spacey is killed by the gay dad. 1:00 Kevin Spacey is killed by Brad Pitt for putting Brad Pitt's wife's decapitated head inside of a box. 1:05 Kevin Spacey is put to death, but a video shows he planned the whole thing to show that we execute innocent people. 1:09 Kills Bill, and her name is Beatrix. 1:11 Hilary Swank becomes paralyzed, and Clint Eastwood mercy kills her. 1:13 Tom 1:13 Hanks gets off the island. 1:15 Macaulay Culkin dies, and he can't see without his glasses. 1:17 Tracy Flick wins the election. Willy Wonka gives Charlie his chocolate factory. 1:21 Frodo has the ring and heads to Mordor. 1:23 Frodo still has the ring and still heads to Mordor. 1:25 Frodo makes it to Mordor and destroys the ring. 1:28 Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks end up together. 1:29 Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks end up together. 1:31 Meg Ryan and Matthew Broderick end up together. 1:33 Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal end up together. Meg Ryan and Tim Robbins end up together. 1:37 Meg Ryan and Kevin Kline end up together. 1:39 Meg Ryan and Hugh Jackman end up together. 1:40 Meg Ryan and Nicolas Cage end up together, and then he gets killed. 1:44 Judge Doom turns out to be the toon that killed Eddie Valiant's brother. 1:47 We get to see Dirk Diggler's penis, and it's 14 inches long. 1:51 Jack dies. Clive Owen gets away with it. Gene Hackman gets away with it. 1:55 Robert De Niro gets away with it. They all get away with it. 1:57 They all get away with it. Charlton Heston finds the Statue of Liberty and realizes he's been on Earth all along. 2:02 Mark Wahlberg finds Tim Roth the ape as the Lincoln Memorial and realizes that he's been on Earth all along. 2:07 Why the hell are there remakes? 2:09 The Bears win! 2:10 The Cubs win! 2:11 The Titans win! 2:12 The Angels win! 2:13 The Indians win! 2:14 The little giants win! 2:15 The Ducks win! 2:16 The Ducks win! 2:16 The Ducks are somehow only junior varsity in high school, but they still win. 2:19 If you build it, who will come? Dead baseball players and your father. 2:23 Tim Robbins escapes from prison. He was having sex with his own daughter. 2:27 Nicole Kidman and her kids were dead the whole time. 2:29 William Wallace gets killed. 2:30 Al Pacino gets killed. 2:31 Roberto Benigni gets killed. 2:33 Bonnie and Clyde get killed. 2:34 Dennis Hopper and Peter Fonda get killed. 2:36 Damon DiCaprio and Nicholson get killed. 2:38 Jaws gets killed. 2:39 They all get killed. 2:40 Jesus gets killed. Duh. 2:42 Jack Nicholson goes insane and freezes to death in the maze. 2:45 His family lives. 2:46 Daphne is really a man, but Osgood doesn't mind and wants to marry him her anyway. 2:50 It was just a game. It wasn't real. It was just a game. 2:52 Soarland Green is made out of people. 2:55 Edward Norton lied about having a split personality. 2:57 In this movie, he didn't lie about having a split personality. 3:00 He and Brad Pitt are the same person. It was all a dream. It was all a dream. 3:04 It was all probably a coke-induced dream. It was also a dream, but check this movie out anyways because it has a chick with 3 boobs in it. 3:11 The flashback is Bruce Willis as a kid watching himself being killed in the airport. 3:15 Heath Ledger dies. Oh no, wait, that was in real life. In the movie, he lives. 3:19 After the car crash, nothing is real. Tom Cruise paid to have an alternate reality created for him. 3:23 They save Private Ryan. 3:25 Rosemary's husband lets the devil have sex with her, and she gives birth to the devil's spawn. 3:28 The camp kitchen worker's mother is the killer. 3:31 The county diner clerk named Ralph is the killer. 3:33 The wife is the killer. 3:34 Billy and Stu are the killers. 3:36 Harrison Ford is the killer. 3:37 Norman Bates is the killer. He dresses up as his dead mother and murders people. 3:40 Norman Bates is a killer. He dresses up as his dead mother and murders people. 3:43 Again, why the hell are there remakes? Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father. 3:48 And finally, Rosebud was his childhood sled.