1.6K views Jan 2009
Joey Gladstone sings a parody about wanting Uncle Jesse's girl, mocking Jesse's fame and joking about Becky, their twins, and Joey's rivalry with Jesse.
0:07 Uncle Jesse is a friend. 0:10 Yeah, he's an advertising partner of mine. Since Becky joined Danny on Wake of San Francisco, I thought Danny would keep me in mind. 0:22 But he had his sights on his brother-in-law, just 'cause his stupid wife couldn't keep her eyes on the road, she's dead. 0:29 And he drove in on his Harley and stole the show. And now I want Uncle Jesse's girl. 0:38 I want Uncle Jesse's girl. 0:43 Why won't she go for Ranger Joe? P- p- people think I'm gay, 0:51 but you don't mess with friggin' Dave Coulier. Yeah, Jesse and the Rippers can suck one real good, but I want Becky, man. 1:00 Yeah, she gives me... But I don't understand what she sees in him. 1:06 I mean, I've been on Star Search and I got my Popeye impression. 1:10 Yeah, I know he's toured Japan and he knows the Beach Boys. Oh, but I want Uncle Jesse's gun. 1:18 I want Uncle Jesse's girl. 1:23 Why won't she go for Ranger Joe? Uncle Jesse's girl. I want Uncle Jesse's girl. 1:35 Why won't he just cut that crap, man? Why won't he just cut it out? 1:40 Cut it out. 2:06 So old Joey took her out for drinks, then Uncle Jesse and Becky had twins. 2:14 They both grew up to have long, wild mole cuts. Now Jesse wonders why they don't look like us. 2:32 You know what we're trying to say, right? 2:35 Joey Gladstone finally got her all on Uncle Jesse's girl. 2:42 He gave it to Uncle Jesse's girl. 2:47 Yeah, he gave it to her. 2:48 Yeah, he did. Doo ba doo bop ba da. 2:52 Uh-huh. 3:04 Everywhere you look. 
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