3.1K views Sep 2008
A tough-talking Pokémon trainer boasts about controlling his creatures, berates a Pokémon, and tells stories about dangerous rivals in this crude comedy sketch.
0:01 Pidgeotto, go! 0:05 Pikachu, you and Pidgeotto go bring back all those Pokémon. 0:09 Yeah, you got a lot of motherfuckers out there who think that they're true Pokémon masters, but I'm gonna tell you something, though. 0:15 I haven't seen many a nigga walk into the Pokémon ring with the little Pokémon balls, and they release the Pokémons, and I'd be damned if that hole had turned in our own Pokémon masters. 0:27 See, what they fail to realize is that just because you got them trapped inside these little Pokémon balls, that don't mean shit. 0:34 You see, they don't understand that the way to truly control a Pokémon's power is to first control that motherfucker's mind. 0:51 The only we- reason that we've been able to survive is because we have to be rough. 0:56 That's the only way to keep this shit going. 1:00 The fuck? Get up! Bitch, what the fuck is wrong with you? Get up! 1:05 Jesus. Old lazy ass trifling mo- So I had a motherfucker ask me the other day, do you beat your Pokémon when they lose? 1:14 I said, motherfucker, do I beat them when they lose? I beat them when they win. 1:18 The logic here being that 1:22 if they know I'm gonna whoop their ass when they win, just think how bad that ass whooping is gonna be if they lose. 1:33 Yeah, man, a lot of these new punks, they they would give the business a bad name. 1:37 I mean, they see a couple of movies, they buy some Poké Balls, they watching fucking that pussy Ash with his little show, and they thinking, hey, anybody can get out there and do it, 1:45 and that ain't the way it is. 1:47 I don't understand where all these hoes get this jealousy from. 1:50 I mean, it's really beyond me. I've been in this game. 1:54 I mean, I told you that it's 'cause you beat him more than you beat me. 1:57 Bitch, 1:58 So I don't think 1:58 What have I told you about interrupting me? Don't do that shit again. 2:06 Like I was saying, it's all about the money. 2:10 I told you, I told you don't look at me, motherfucker. 2:12 Man, this is the shit I'm talking about. You need to cut this out. 2:15 Told you don't look at me, motherfucker. 2:16 And if you don't, I'm gonna do. 2:19 Yeah, these new jet motherfuckers are dangerous too. These motherfuckers are ruthless. 2:26 I was playing my dominoes with this one motherfucker. He, I caught that motherfucker cheating on me. 2:32 That motherfucker pulls out goddamn Octorok, barbecues my ass, sends me to the hospital. 2:39 3 weeks in the hospital, third degree burns. That shit ain't right. 2:43 Yeah, so this shit's getting dangerous. It's getting more dangerous day by day. 2:48 What am I gonna do? Go get a real job? 2:52 Shut up, bitch! 3:05 A present from 
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