Pokemon Sketch

So according to your mom, you've been watching this cartoon called Pokemon, and now all you do is run around the city trying to capture these so-called creatures. That true, Tommy? I'm not Tommy. I'm Ash. I have to train Pokemon for battle. I got to catch them all. Look, Ash, what you have to do is learn to differentiate between fantasy and reality. A good way is to remember that fantasy is good, whereas reality, bad. You can't keep me here. Yes I can. No you can't. Pikachu, I choose you! Pikachu! Right. Right, too. I'm a Pokemon trainer. That's right. Squirtle, I choose you! Squirtle. Ha, you've chosen a water Pokemon. He's no match against my electric Pokemon. Electric? I'll be in my shell. You tell me how it works out, okay? Pikachu, attack! Stop hiding. You're a fighting Pokemon. I trained you to fight. What training? We sat around, drank coffee and watched women's tennis. You said you were going to work out on your own. Fine. Butterfree, I choose you! Butterfree, whirlwind attack. I don't want to do the whirlwind attack. It's too girly. I want to do something else. I want to throw a chair at him. Charmander, I choose you! Charmander, Char! Burn him on fire with your water, Squirtle. Actually, I have a rash and it hurts when I squirtle. Jessie. James. And Meowth. There you are, Ash. Team Rocket is here to steal your Pokemon. Yeah, well you can have mine. I was just going to use this one for soup anyway. We got to end this now, Pikachu. Thunder shock!