Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffPokemon SketchDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.8K views Sep 2008Norm Macdonald plays a confused boss dealing with an office full of costumed Pokemon characters. Show transcript0:01So according to your mom, you've been watching this cartoon called, uh, Pokémon, and now all you do is, uh, run around the city trying to capture these so-called creatures.0:09That true, Tommy?0:09I'm not Tommy, I'm Ash. I have to train Pokémon for battle. I gotta catch 'em all.0:16Look, uh, Ash, what you have to do is, uh, learn to differentiate between fantasy and reality.0:22A good way is to remember that, uh, fantasy is good, whereas reality bad.0:31You can't keep me here.0:33Yes, I can.0:36No, you can't.0:38Pikachu, I choose you!0:44Pikachu!0:46Surprise, for I too am a Pokémon trainer. That's right. Squirtle, I choose you.0:56Squirtle.0:58Ha, you've chosen a water Pokémon. He's no match against my electric Pokémon.1:04Electric? I'll be in my shell. You tell me how it works out, okay?1:08Pikachu, attack!1:14Quit hiding. You're a fighting Pokémon. I trained you to fight.1:18What training? We sat around, drank coffee, and watched women's tennis.1:24You said you were going to work out on your own. Ah. Fine.1:30Butterfree, I choose you.1:37Tweet, tweet.1:40Butterfree, whirlwind attack.1:41I don't want to do the whirlwind attack. It's too girly. I want to do something.1:45I'm going to throw a chair at him.1:49Charmander, I choose you!1:55Charmander, char!1:57Put on his fire with your water, Squirtle.1:59Actually, I have a rash, and it hurts when I squirtle.2:10Jesse.2:11James.2:12And meow.2:14There you are, Ash. Team Rocket is here to steal your Pokémon.2:18Yeah, well, you can have mine. I'm just gonna use this one for soup anyway.2:23We gotta end this now, Pikachu.2:26Thunder Shock!2:34You're a worthy adversary. We will meet again. You know, providing I survive the series of skin grafts and years of painful physical therapy.