Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffBig Old Ipod Touch Ipad ParodyDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.3K views Feb 2010A Steve Jobs parody pitches the iPad as a bigger, more expensive iPod Touch, while skeptical reporters question its features, price, and usefulness. Show transcript0:01In 2001, we reinvented the MP3 player. In 2007, we reinvented the phone.0:09So, 2010, what do we do now? Ladies and gentlemen, what we have made here for you today is nothing short of magical.0:21We made a big old iPod Touch.0:27We took an iPod Touch and made it bigger.0:33I don't get it.0:35Uh...0:37Well, it's not that hard. We, we took an iPod Touch and made it bigger.0:44So what does it do?0:46Everything the iPod Touch can do and nothing else. We took the same 3-year-old technology and put it into something bigger, more expensive, less convenient,0:58magical.0:58Just stop saying it's magical!1:00So what we've done with the iPad is that we decide... What? N- no, what what's up?1:07I was just gonna make a tampon joke, but I figured too easy.1:10Oh, thank you.1:12Mr. Jobs, why would you try to sell something like this if you1:15I reinvented the phone, so why don't you sit the down before I reinvent your face?1:21Our big iPod Touch has half the functionality of today's netbooks at twice the price.1:28This sounds terrible.1:29Yeah, this is an awful idea.1:31Look, guys, I'm only human, okay?1:35I'm allowed a Newton or a MacBook Air or an iPad every once in a while, all right?1:40All right?1:45One more question.1:46What? What is it?1:47Can it fit in a manila envelope?1:49F*** yes it can.