Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffWhat The Ipad Was Built ForDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.3K views Apr 2010A mock Apple spokesperson praises the iPad, then laments that users will use it to view pornography, turning the product pitch into a crude satire. Show transcript0:00When something exceeds your ability to understand how it works, it becomes magical, and that's exactly what the iPad is.0:11People can have it in their hands, pull it out of their bags, and be able to have anything they need at the touch of a finger.0:18We did design the screen so it almost reflects the user's desires.0:22We couldn't wait to see what people would want to do with it, and then0:26Our market research has showed us what0:30society and what people are actually going to use it for, and I've got to tell you, it fucking pisses me off because it's not to be jacked off on.0:43I have to say I'm disappointed to learn that this is being used for, um...0:50Apple actually asked me to create some sort of guard for the screen to protect from any sort of fluids that might get on it.0:56I said no, and you're gross.0:59I worked very hard to develop this product. I weighed 115 pounds before this thing started.1:07So we had a meeting, and Steve says they're going to use it to jack off, and he had, he was crying.1:13We were all crying.1:15Poor bloke, he he he puts all his time and energy into making some revolutionary product, and you use it to spooch on.1:24It's a glorified cum rag.1:26The iPorn, formerly the iPad. We'll just call it what you people are going to use it for, and frankly, you disappoint us.1:35You filthy pigs.