Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffBill Cosby At The DentistDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.6K views Jan 2010Bill Cosby describes a trip to the dentist, from the painful scraping and numbing shot to struggling to rinse and spit with a numb, drooping lip. Show transcript0:02Dentists0:06tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object.0:13Then you sit in their chair,0:17and the first thing they grab is an iron hook,0:23and they start to pick in an area that you came to get fixed.0:32And I found out something about myself while the dentist was doing that.0:35I found out if I was ever paralyzed from the knee down, I'd be able to walk with my behind.0:46Because the whole time he kept doing that, I just kept...0:51Can you sit up?0:51I'm sorry, I beg your pardon. Sit up.0:55I'm, I'm sorry, I'm...0:58Now the dentist pulls out a needle.1:02This is to deaden the pain.1:08You open up. Now a regular doctor giving you a shot will go, and that's it.1:26Then they want to talk to you. Do you ever do any fishing?1:32Uh-huh.1:36Where do you usually go?1:43Yes, I've been there many times myself.1:48Now he pulls the needle out,1:52puts this thing in your mouth.1:55This will suck up your face.1:59The dentist goes outside to laugh at you.2:05And you sit grown up, intelligent human being arguing with this.2:16You also notice that the right side of your face2:22feels like it's sliding off of your skull, and your bottom lip is in your lap.2:32So the dentist comes back, you want to talk to him. So you, you say, I be, I be.2:41I beg your pardon?2:43I be said it, I2:46be I bet it Mary said it.2:50I don't understand.2:52Mary said it. Mary said it. Do you see my face?2:59The what?3:01Eris, eri, siri, iri. My face.3:07In the face?3:08Yes.3:10What's the matter with it?3:13What is the matter with it?3:17My face, my face is heavy down.3:29This is my bottom lip.3:33It wasn't like this when I came in here.3:37Well, I'll fix it.3:38I hope so. Because if you put a needle in my mouth, my face went down like this, my bottom lip is on the floor.3:48So I can't live like this now.3:51I'll fix it.3:52I'll be kidding.3:55Now he starts to drill.3:59And you see and smell smoke4:04coming out of your mouth. So you say, wait.4:12What's the matter?4:13Smirk.4:16The what?4:17Smirk, smirk, smirk.4:20There is some smirk.4:25I don't understand.4:28Fire!4:30Do you understand the fire? There's a fire in my mouth and the smirk is created by the fire, and my face is heavier than floor.4:40The fire?4:41Yes.4:43Where?4:46Maybe mine, maybe mine.4:50Now he drills some more, and you hear him make a mistake.4:56And to cover it up, they all say the same thing.4:58Okay, rinse.5:03Ribbons? You ask me the ribbons? I be having by the minute, how can I ribbons?5:11Give it a try.5:13Give it a try. Okayy. Grab the cup, pour the water, it runs all down.5:27I hope that you have satisfied.5:35I put the water in my mouth. I told you I can't bleed it because I don't want to bleed it.5:39The water will all down in my mouth. I hope that you are satisfied.5:47Rinse again.5:50You've got to be kidding me.5:54So you figure out. So you pick it up, put it in. Now you're gonna spit into this miniature toilet bowl.6:03You have no bottom lip, so you let it all fall out. Say, thank God for gravity.6:10Now you want to sit back, but you can't because hanging6:17from your bottom lip is a long line,6:22and you can't get it off your bottom lip. Oh, if you want to be gross, you can grab it and throw it over there.6:30But you try to be smooth about it, you know, there's a...6:40And it's breaking over here, and it's breaking over there.6:46Try to blow it off.6:52Just vibrating. So you figure maybe if you sit back, it'll snap in half.7:01So you sit back, now you have a line7:05from the bowl to your bottom lip. The dentist looks at it and says, oh look, a rainbow.7:18So you have to pay him for that.
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