Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffC Section ScarsDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.2K views Sep 2008An animated orc performs a bachelorette party-themed song about her various physical imperfections. Show transcript0:13Bachelor parties like my C-section scars, C-section scars, C-section scars, and bachelor parties like my C-section scars, C-section scars, C-section scars.0:27Guys will be watching me, legs in the air, so they all can see my prize, and I'm a booty clapper, and my stage name is Meat Fricassee.0:34I can show you I'm a dirty hoe. I can wear a mask made out of leather.0:37I can dance for you on a toilet bowl. Grab your best friend, you can watch together.0:40I'll grind you or sit and spin, let you rub whipped cream on my skin.0:44I'll crawl slow just like a tortoise. I'll do anything for a Benjamin.0:47Me and my friend, her name is Brooke. We can do things with a pirate hook, and boy, they love to look, and I can do anything that I want 'cause all my sex toys are made of chrome, all made of chrome,0:59all made of chrome, and I'll dance through the pain of a kidney stone, a kidney stone, a kidney stone.1:07Ah! Look at me, look at me picking up a blow pop. You like my breast disease, you like when they flop.1:14My cheeks are oval, my stretch marks are pure, my odor is deadly, I smell like.1:21I can get free key for your celebration, you can throw baloney with no hesitation, or maybe for a little more compensation.1:26I can do things I'm not allowed to mention, turn a man on like a cognition, they don't mind if I bite them.1:31I can do it all, pick up position, I have it all under my command, cause bachelor parties like my cellulite, my cellulite, my cellulite, and I can turn them on when I moan and groan.1:44I moan and groan. I moan and groan. They like it when I'm covered in chocolate sauce, in chocolate sauce, in chocolate sauce, in chocolate sauce, in chocolate sauce, in chocolate sauce.2:01Bachelor parties like my C-section scars, C-section scars, C-section scars, and bachelor parties like my C-section scars, C-section scars, C-section scars.2:16Q101.1, bitches.
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