An animated orc performs a bachelorette party-themed song about her various physical imperfections.
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Bachelorette party is like my C-Section Scars, C-Section Scars, C-Section Scars, and Bachelorette party is like my C-Section Scars, C-Section Scars, C-Section Scars. Guys will be watching me, legs in the air so they all can see my prize, and I am a booty clapper and my stage name is Mefreakazi. I can show you how I'm a dirty hoe, I can wear a mask made out of leather, I can ask for you on a toilet bowl, grab your best friend you can watch together. I'll grind you or sit and spin, let you rub whipped cream on my skin, I'll crawl slow just like a tortoise, I'll do anything for a Benjamin. Me and my friend her name is Brooke, we can do things with a pirate hook, and boy they love to look, and I can do anything that I want cuz. All my sex toys are made of chrome, all made of chrome, all made of chrome. And I'll dance through the pain of a kidney stone, a kidney stone, a kidney stone. Now look at me, look at me, picking up a blow pop. You like my breast, these you like, when they flop. My cheeks are oval, my stretch marks are pure, my odor is deadly, I smell like manure. I can get free key for your celebration, you can throw bologna with no hesitation, or maybe for a little more conversation, I can do things that I'm not allowed to mention. Turn them in all like a cognition, they don't mind about by them. I can do it all, pick a position, I have it all under my command, cuz Bachelorette party is like my Cellulite, my Cellulite, my Cellulite. And I can turn them on when I moan and groan, I moan and groan, I moan and groan. They like it when I'm covered in chocolate sauce, in chocolate sauce, in chocolate sauce. Bachelorette party is like my C-Section Scars, C-Section Scars, C-Section Scars, and Bachelorette party is like my C-Section Scars, C-Section Scars, C-Section Scars.







