Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffCharlie The UnicornDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.9K views Mar 2009Two unicorns coax a reluctant Charlie toward Candy Mountain with a magical guide and a cheerful song, but the cave holds an unpleasant surprise. Show transcript0:02Hey, Charlie. Hey, Charlie, wake up. Yeah, Charlie, you silly sleepy head, wake up.0:11Uh, oh God, you guys. This had better be pretty freaking important.0:15Is the meadow on fire?0:16No, Charlie, we found a map to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain, Charlie.0:22Yeah, Charlie, we're going to Candy Mountain. Come with us, Charlie.0:27Yeah, Charlie, it'll be an adventure. We're going on an adventure, Charlie.0:35Yeah, Candy Mountain, right. I'm just gonna, you know, go back to sleep now.0:39No, Charlie, you have to come with us to Candy Mountain. Yeah, Charlie, Candy Mountain.0:46It's a land of sweets and joy and joyness.0:50Please stop bouncing on me.0:52Candy Mountain, Charlie.0:53Yeah, Candy Mountain.0:55Oh, I fine, I'll go with you to Candy Mountain.0:57La la la la la la la la la la la.1:02La la la la.1:03Enough with the singing already.1:04Our first stop is over there, Charlie.1:07Oh God, what is that?1:08It's a Liopleurodon, Charlie.1:10A magical Liopleurodon.1:12It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain.1:15All right, guys, you do know that there's no actual Candy Mountain, right?1:18Shun the non-believer. Shun. Shun.1:26Yeah.1:32It has spoken.1:34It has told us the way.1:37It didn't say anything.1:39It's just over this bridge, Charlie. This magical bridge of hope and wonder.1:44Is anyone else getting, like, covered in splinters? Seriously, guys, we shouldn't be on this thing.1:49Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!1:57Char-1:57I'm right here, what do you want?1:59We're on a bridge, Charlie. We're here.2:04Well, what do you know, there actually is a candy mountain.2:06Candy mountain, candy mountain, you fill me with sweet sugary goodness.2:12Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie.2:14Yeah, Charlie, go inside the cave. Magical wonders are to behold when you enter.2:19Yeah, uh, thanks, but no thanks. I'm gonna stay out here.2:22But you have to enter the Candy Mountain candy cave, Charlie.2:30Oh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up, then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain cave.2:35When you get inside, you'll find yourself a cheery land, such a happy and joy-filled and perky merry land.2:39They've got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things, oh, so many things that will brighten up your day.2:44It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town. It's the mecca of love, the Candy Cave.2:48They've got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats, candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets.2:53Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band, candy bells, it's a treat as they march across the land.2:58Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground. Turn around, it astounds, it's a dancing candy tree.3:02In the candy cave, imagination runs so free. So now, Charlie, please, will you go into the cave?3:08All right, fine, I'll go into the freaking candy cave. This had better be good.3:12Yeah.3:12Yeah.3:13Goodbye, Charlie.3:14Yeah, goodbye, Charlie.3:16Goodbye, what? Hey, what's going on here? Hello?3:22Who is that?3:25Oh, God, what happened?3:29Oh, they took my freaking kidney.
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