Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffCharlie The Unicorn 3Dula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share11.2K views Apr 2009Charlie the unicorn gets dragged into a surreal and musical quest through the deep ocean. Show transcript0:02Charlie.0:04Hello? Is someone there?0:08Charlie.0:10What? What do you want?0:17Charlie!0:18Yeah, give me a heart attack, that's fine.0:19We're from the future, Charlie.0:21Oh, I bet.0:22The world is in peril. All that is good has been consumed by evil.0:26The end is nigh.0:34Yep, so that was the scariest thing I've ever seen.0:37Come with us to the future. We need your help to finish our snowman.0:40Snowman? What are you going on about?0:42There's no time to explain. Grab onto our tongues.0:44How do I?0:45Yuck.0:45Oh, that is so gross.0:50Charlie, we're here in the future.0:54This looks exactly the same.0:55Shh, you'll wake the Umu.0:57Umu.0:58We need to get to the river, and we gotta be sneaky. We gotta be sneaky, Charlie, sneaky.1:03Yeah, there's no way I can do that with my legs.1:05Oh no, listen, the Umu has awoken, run!1:10What do you, I don't hear anything.1:12Hurry, look out for the yum-yums, they're everywhere.1:16What am I missing here?1:17Noshlogs coming in from above. Evasive maneuvers. Charlie, look out for the blah blah blah.1:23Can I go home yet?1:25Charlie, get on the dock. The blah blah blah are right behind us.1:28I think I'll take my chances with the oompus and the wahwahs.1:31Oh no, a narshlog has got Charlie. Quickly, grab onto our tongues.1:36Oh, oh, really? Again with the tongues?1:40Ring ring, hello? Ring ring, he- he- hello? Ring ring, hello?1:49Ring ring, he- hello?1:52Ring ring.1:53You have a bad connection.1:54Time to go down below into the liquid abyss.1:58Oh my God, hey, hey, I can't swim or breathe underwater.2:02Ring ring, hello?2:03I'm serious, I'm going to drown.2:05Ring ring.2:06What does this have to do with snowmen?2:08Hello.2:13See, Charlie? Look, this is where we've hidden the snowman.2:16Yeah, to save the world, right? I'm not even gonna ask how I'm still alive, because you know what I think?2:21I think I died long ago, and you two are my eternal punishment.2:25You're like a constant downer, huh? To get to the snowman, we first need to pass the door.2:31The door.2:33The door.2:34The the door.2:35What is the door?2:36The door is everything. All that once was and all that will be.2:40The door controls time and space, love and death. The door can see into your mind.2:46The door can see into your soul.2:50Really? The, the door can do all that?2:53No. We're almost there, Charlie. It's right at the end of this.2:57Oh my God, it's a whale!2:58No, whale!3:04Just a few more steps, and we'll- Oh my God, it's a narwhal!3:07No, narwhal! Narwhal of death! It's gonna kill us!3:17It's right up ahead now. You can see the- Oh my God!3:19Stop it, stop it! I don't care about each and every sea creature you see.3:23But Charlie, they care about you.3:27Oh no, no, no, no.3:34When you're feeling all alone, the world's a drone, and nobody's shown any love to you.3:43I can't tell if you're adorable or creepy.3:45When your heart is cold as stone, just change your tone.3:51Get rid of that groan, and the world will too.3:55Probably gonna go with creepy. Come swordfishes.3:58Love you.3:59Jellyfishes.4:00Love you.4:01Starfish.4:02I love you.4:03You know it's true. Catfishes.4:06Love you.4:07Carnfishes.4:08Love you.4:09Ballfish.4:10Starfish really loves you.4:11In the ocean blue.4:13Longfish, blackfish, alligator, icefish, hammerhead, hammerhead, anaconda, flathead, manta ray, stingray, fangtooth, mooray, goblin shark, grass carp, brown purple bat ray, noodlefish,4:22hagfish, man o' war, ladyfish, black eel, baby seal, spat koi, electric eel, lamprey, peturey, yellow widget, mooray, seven shark, sleepy shark, featherback, and eagle ray.4:29Well, you can ignore this plea, that's fine with me, but one day you'll see that my words are true.4:39Please stop singing to me.4:41But if you find that you agree, I guarantee that you will soon be feeling the love too.4:51I can't wait.4:53Cause swordfishes.4:54Love you.4:55Jellyfishes.4:56Love you.4:57Starfishes.4:58I wanna be with you forever.4:59You.5:00No, it's true. Catfishes of you.5:03Cottonfishes.5:04Love you.5:05Blowfish.5:06Starfish, love me, love me!5:07In the ocean blue.5:10Ah, there goes everyone exploding. Oh, hey, look at that. Hey guys, I found the snowman.5:16What did you want me to do? Guys? What the? Oh, sleeping gas, of course.5:23Why did I expect any different? Friend.5:31Oh, oh, where am I? Hey, what happened to my heart? Oh, come on, really?5:38What did that accomplish? Why would... Oh, look, it's my kidney.5:42Lungfish, blackfish, alligator, icefish, hammerhead, hammerhead, anaconda, flathead, manta ray, stingray, fangtooth, boar ray, goblin shark, grass carp, brown vervet, bat ray, noodlefish,5:50hagfish, man o' war, ladyfish, black eel, baby seal, sprat koi, electric eel, lamprey, petirate, yellow widget, moray, seven shark, sleepy shark.
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