Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffclitterDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2K views Aug 2009A parody infomercial pitches Clitter, a glitter product for intimate use, with over-the-top testimonials and absurd warnings about its side effects. Show transcript0:02Do you often feel embarrassed during romantic encounters?0:09Are you scared of what people might think?0:13Does the sight of your vagina throw others into violent rage?0:29Then you need Clitter. Glitter for your vagina.0:33Glitter? What's that?0:37Clitter's the only glitter product you apply directly to the vagina.0:41I used to make my gynecologist dry heave, but now that I use Clitter, I love showing it off at the Home Depot, church, or a parent-teacher conference.0:51Diamonds are expensive, and store-bought bedazzlers are difficult to use.0:56Clitor is the vaginal enhancement product used by today's hottest celebrities.1:01After giving birth to twins, my droopy old puss needed a pick me up, and Clitor was it.1:06Thanks, Clitor, for turning my labia into a yabia.1:10Clitor will spruce up even the most slovenly vaginas.1:14Clitor turned my yeast infection into a jewel collection.1:20I love my Clitter!1:22And so do I. It may still take me an hour to find her clitoris, but boy, what a trip.1:29Clitter, from the makers of Critter, Splitter, Jitter, Litter, Ritter, Spitter, Clitter Kids, Confetti, and Cocklights.1:37Clitter is purely a cosmetic product and will not treat any known illness.1:40Those with heart conditions and those who are breastfeeding should consult a doctor before using Clitter.1:43Using Clitter while pregnant may result in sparkle babies. Side effects include extreme vaginal irritation, dry mouth, and fabulous looking herpes.1:49Call for your bottle today and receive a complimentary easy application wand.1:56Those aren't muskets.
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