1.7K views Sep 2009
A couple demonstrates a dangerous, malfunctioning condom applicator with sharp clamps, confusing safety instructions, and a no-refund sales pitch in this satirical product commercial.
0:04 Roger and I love being intimate, so when the mood strikes, we don't want anything standing in our way, and that includes those tricky, slippery condoms. 0:13 So that's why we got the Helping Hand Condom Applicator. 0:19 Oh wow, that's, uh, sturdy. 0:22 The Helping Hand does all the work for us, so we don't have to worry about losing steam while we fumble with condoms. 0:27 Ow! 0:28 Don't touch it, it's warming up. 0:30 The helping hand couldn't be easier. You simply slide your penis through the tube, crank open the arms, which are evidently lined with sharp teeth to hold the penis in place. 0:43 Sorry. 0:43 God! 0:44 Sorry. Forgot to turn on the safety. That's as easy as 1, 2, 3, 5, 4, 8, 2, 6, 7, 8, 9, 1, 1, 4. 0:52 3 and 4 together. Enter. The helping hand is sensitive, just like your man's penis. 1:01 Remember, only one of the two tubes is safe. 1:04 Why? 1:05 You always want to use the tube on the right, unless you have the Swedish model, in which case it's on the left. 1:10 If it's the German version of the Swedish model, again, it's on the left, but if it's the German version of the Swedish model, it's on the right. 1:18 Oh, you just changed the emphasis. 1:20 Now, who wants a helping hand? 1:22 Which model is this? 1:23 The helping hand. More torque than the other condom applicators. 1:26 No refund. From the makers of the helping hand pencil sharpener. 
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