Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffCounter Strike For KidsDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.9K views Jan 2010A mock commercial pitches a kid-friendly Counter-Strike mod with pillow fights, puppies, and birthday parties, then switches to a violent game parody. Show transcript0:03Tired of having your kids play violent video games like Counter-Strike?0:07Are you fed up with children using rude language like this?0:11Put the up down, you noob. Do you suck? Uninstall the game.0:14I don't even know what that means.0:16Pick up a real gun. Pick up a real gun.0:19A wheel gun? Only 8 years old, and he's already talking about drive-bys.0:24I've done the research and determined the cause: violent video games.0:29Fortunately, there's an alternative.0:33Counter-Strike for kids.0:35Yeah!0:36With this video game modification, it takes the violence of Counter-Strike and makes it kid friendly, so the youth of the world don't have to be subjected to terrorism.0:46Unless they watch the news. Check out what you can do. Throw a Pookie ball.0:54Have a pillow fight.0:56Pillow fight!0:58Have water gun battles without the sticky mess of regular water gun battles.1:04Puppies!1:09Play leapfrog.1:13Take a nap.1:14I'm really sleepy, I have to take a nap now.1:16Celebrate a birthday.1:17It's one of the CT's birthday today.1:19Put the birthday cake to Billy's house. Birthday party has been planned.1:28Surprise!1:29Yay!1:30Happy birthday!1:33Wee!1:37Play on sets made of Legos.1:39This is not a real game.1:40Please diffuse the1:41Candles.1:41Sir.1:42Pretend you're playing the real Counter-Strike. Wish you were older.1:47I'm 14.1:48Use an axe to cut down a tree. Stare, stare. Doesn't this look like fun?1:54This is fun.1:55To order, call the number on your screen. And as an added bonus, if you call within the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in2:02Counter-Strike Extreme Core Edition. Not your dad's kind of game.2:06CS for kids? More like CS for pussy. Actually, in my experience, the two are synonymous, and I know because I play CS Extreme.2:14Fire will find out where you live and go to your house when you sleep and shit in your mouth.2:19Rated M for manly.2:25Look at it. Oh my God! Did you see that? Did you see that? Look at that bullshit.2:30Let's cut him up. Oh my God! Holy shit! Jesus Christ, you ripped this goddamn leg off.2:37And now back to George Lopez.2:46Hey, boys, it is I, oh, hey, what's it go- Hey, George Lopez, hey, uh, hey, my favorite guy, uh, TV show.3:00Sorry, Mr. George Lopez, but you have cancer.3:31Rise and shine.
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