Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffTrash Talking On Xbox LiveDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2K views Apr 2009The guide to smack talking on Xbox Live. Grab your microphone and enjoy! Love Xbox? check out this collection of Xbox Gifts. Show transcript0:06Talking smack over Xbox Live, an educational film from the State Education Department.0:12Part 1, smack talking. Smack talking is the key to any Xbox Live victory.0:17Your Xbox Live communicator is your primary weapon. Remember, any fool can kill someone, but it takes a real tactician to make fun of them when they're dead.0:26Imagine, if you will, Timmy, that I have my hand pressed against your forehead, and you are frantically swinging at me, trying to knock me down.0:33Imagine if I was laughing at you, saying, what's the matter?0:36Why can't you hit me, Timmy? Wouldn't that anger you?0:40Well, gosh darn golly, mister, I'd be pretty mad.0:43There you go. Remember, attacking a player's skill is the key to victory.0:48Gosh darn golly, you're gonna die.0:51No, no, no, no. That was all wrong. Let's try that one again.0:55This time, remember, you have anonymity. He doesn't know where you live, he doesn't know your name, and chances are you'll never see him again.1:03You know good. You suck at this game.1:06Admirable effort, Timmy, but you're not quite there yet. This time, act like you have a personal vendetta against this person.1:14Gosh, but I don't, mister.1:16I know, Billy, but that doesn't matter. This is Xbox Live. Act like he pimp slapped your mom.1:21My mom? That son of a bitch!1:24There you go.1:25On, bitch.1:27Fantastic. Now that we've mastered the art of smack talking, let's learn the other half of this one-two punch, part 2.1:35The corpse hump. The corpse hump is a simple up and down motion over the top of a dead player's body.1:41However, this simple motion translates to the dead player that they are now your property and that you will do with them as you please.1:49Talk about frustrating.1:52That's it, Billy. Show them who the big papa is. Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.1:58Remember, when corpse humping, you are very vulnerable. Oh! Double kill.2:04Part 3, voice masking. Voice masking is there for a reason. It is important for your safety.2:12I kill you, man. You're dead.2:16I can't understand a word you're saying.2:20I can't understand a freaking word you're saying.2:23Remember to always use a voice mask.2:27Part 4. Not your kill? No problem. Even if it is not your kill, it is your responsibility to make that person feel worthless.2:35Drink your Ovaltine, bitch.2:37Good job, Timmy. Part 5, no scoping. No scoping is hard.2:43Remember, when no scoping someone, do not let them know it was an accident.2:47Oh my God, did you see that? I no scoped you in the face. Holy moly.2:51Acting like you're as surprised as they are will make you look like a fool.2:55Instead, play it off like it was your intention the whole time.3:00Holy moly, that merit badge and marksmanship's paying off. Oh, bitch.3:04That's the way. They'll think twice before approaching you. Part 6, the postgame.3:11Even if you lost the match, it's always important to get in the last word.3:15You guys might have won, but I bet I have better standardized test scores.3:19Good job. They'll always remember you, but be sure not to linger too long.3:23Eat shit, shit eater. Nobody likes you.3:26Oh, you just got served. Part 7, rockets. The rocket is a fire and forget weapon.3:33Simply fire and forget it took no skill.3:37Remember to always use the lock-on feature when attacking vehicles.3:40Even if you miss with your rocket at first, don't count yourself out.3:45Oh, nice curve, triple kill.3:50Part 8, spawn camping. When camping the spawn, remember, always invite friends to join in on the fun.3:58Keep in mind, it's only funny when it's not happening to you.4:03That's the ticket. Excellent work. No, no, boys, there are enough kills to go around.4:08Oh, own dizzled. Now that's being a grade A jerk. Part 9.4:14That about wraps up this educational video. Remember, kids, stay in drugs, don't do school, and always, always listen to your grandparents.4:35Up in here, up in here, y'all gonna make me go all out. Up in here, up in here, y'all gonna make me act a fool.4:44Up in here, up in here, y'all gonna make me lose my.
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