Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffDaddy DrankDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.1K views Jun 2009A drunken father wakes his son with bizarre threats and rambling excuses, then jokes about eating the puppy he never bought. Show transcript0:01All right, now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest, and uh, and remember, I can murder you while you sleep.0:10It's easy, son. All you have to be is quiet and uh, willing to do it.0:16And son, I am willing to do it. And I've got quiet shoes.0:24Good night, son.0:34Son, how many, uh, girls called you today? Zero? No, how many girls called you yesterday?0:40Let me guess, zero? Well, you know what they say, son. Zero plus zero equals fag.0:50Zero times any other number always equals fag. Think about it, you little mathematician.0:58Daddy was a salesman. Daddy drank.1:02Son, son, wake up, wake up. It's midnight Christmas Eve, and I just want to say thank you, son.1:09I just, I don't deserve this, son. I, I don't deserve anything, to be honest with you.1:14I just, it's just, I don't deserve this. What the hell is this?1:21Tap shoes?1:24I don't dance. I can't dance, you little bastard.1:29Daddy couldn't dance. Oh, daddy could drink.1:33Hey, son, you know how you've been bugging me to go and get you a puppy?1:37Well, today after work, I went out and I bought you one, but on the way home, I got hungry and I ate it.1:48I'm joking. I'd never buy you a puppy.1:53Why didn't daddy give up drinking? He couldn't. Daddy drank for the government.2:05Oh, did I wake you, son?2:08Geez, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to wake you up there. I was just looking for my moccasins.2:14I don't know where they seem to have disappeared somehow, oddly.2:18Well, you just, you just get a good night's sleep. I'm going to go out and buy a lot of carpeting.2:23And why not? I sell the crap, don't I?2:29Oh, sure, I, I drink a little, but I'm not my daddy. He was older and had children like me.2:35Oh, I drink before I go to bed when I sleep. It's a drinking thing.2:37It's a sleeping.
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