Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffDo You Speak EnglishDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.6K views Nov 2008A man pretending not to speak English asks strangers for help finding a garage, then switches to German before revealing the joke with another man. Show transcript0:06Excuse me, excuse me, sorry, um, do you speak English?0:10No, I don't, sorry.0:12Oh, um, my car's broken down, and I wondered if you could tell me where to find a garage.0:18Yeah, well, you know, that's that's wasted on me. I don't, I don't understand what you're saying.0:21You don't speak any English at all?0:23Not a word, no. It's one of those things where I wish I paid more attention in school, but um...0:27Excuse me, excuse me, sorry. Do you speak any English?0:30English? No. What's the problem?0:33I don't know, I can't understand it.0:35Hi, uh, my car's broken down and I need to find a garage.0:41No, I'm sorry, I didn't understand that at all.0:45All right, well, thanks. Uh.0:48Tell you what, if you go down that way, about half a mile, there's a village, um, there might be somebody there that speaks English.0:54Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?0:58Deutsch, nein. Sprichst du Deutsch?0:59Deutsch? Nein. Nun, ein oder zwei Wörter, aber ich bin nicht fließend.1:04I'm so- I'm sorry, could we more help?1:06Yeah, sorry about that. Hey, you never know. Next time you're over, maybe we'll have learned a bit of English for you.1:10Ja, oder Deutsch vielleicht.1:11Ja, das wäre toll.1:14Thank you.1:18I can speak English.1:20So can I.