The crew of the USS Enterprise gets dubbed with some truly bizarre, random dialogue.
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Hey you guys, who painted my ass white? A pound of relish and an anchovy would kick ass. What, me the Halifax? Watch me eat 450 fucking hard-boiled eggs. There are too many penguins eating lunch, shit. How about we have some soup and fried eggs? E poi dimenticare. What is happening? Any games? Yeah, whatever. I want some apple juice. Truth about apple juice, it makes me sick. Kill Jordie. I figure we roast him alive. My mission after apple school is to win the rodeo. Yeah, so. Ninjas hijack my mother. Shoot Steven before we go. What if we have some fries and check me out, I'm having some fish. Abdomen and some dried fish. Happy? Happy, and pair a way with some horny fish. Are you for panda rape? You crazy woman? You shut up! How many fish heads? Five. You're crazy. It's time to poo. What do you say we make apple juice and fax it to each other? Captain, the French are about to kick my ass. I can smell that. My van's in pieces. Don't be a dickhead, son of a bitch. Yeah! Mind if I fuck around in your attic? Give me four glasses of apple juice. This is a drag. Hey! Shit. Go the fuck away. Go away. Hey. Apple juice for half price. You and me in Japan, watch me dance. Oh yeah. Oh, I want to freak out on you. You have a whole bunch of fish in your bowel, and me and you. I have a sheep doing roofing over at my house, come and drop in. We'll put on Zep and eat cheddar cheese. Why don't you play with more hair? I need to go home and get fucking high. Jesus is a raisin. I need to go piss soon, real bad. I smell fuck a hologram. One apple juice? I like haiku. Did you water your airport, Jim? Ever scratch yourself until you have a hole in your bag? Haiku. I have a business installing Styrofoam nuns. Fuck a fruit basket. Brought to you by the smooth random taste of DJO apple juice. Order yours now. No, call 800-262-862525612246252642 now. 800-628-56565628628642562642800-565656.
