Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffSuper Weird Star Trek DubDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share4.8K views Dec 2009The crew of the USS Enterprise gets dubbed with some truly bizarre, random dialogue. Show transcript0:09Hey, you guys, who painted my ass white? A pound of relish and an anchovy would kick ass.0:15Want me to Halifax.0:16Watch me eat 450 fucking hard-boiled eggs.0:20There are too many penguins eating lunch shit. How about we have some soup and fried eggs?0:28Hmm. Hmm.0:29What's happening?0:30Any games?0:31Yeah, whatever. I want some apple juice.0:33Truth about apple juice is it makes me sick.0:35Kill Jordy!0:36I figure we roast him alive.0:38My mission after apple school is to win the rodeo.0:41Yeah, so?0:42Ninjas hijack my mother. Shoot Steven before we go.0:46Why don't we have some fries, but but check me out, I'm obviously gonna fish.0:50Abdomen and some dried fish.0:52Happy?0:52Happy in Paraguay, some horny fish.0:55Are you for panda rape?0:56You crazy woman!0:57You shut up!0:58How many fish heads? 5.1:00You're crazy.1:01It's time to poo.1:02What do you say we make apple juice and fax it to each other?1:05Captain, the French are about to kick my ass.1:10I can smell that. My van's in pieces. Don't be a dickhead, son of a bitch.1:16Yeah.1:17Mind if I fuck around in your attic?1:19Give me 4 glasses of apple juice.1:21This is a drag.1:22Hey.1:24Shit. Go the fuck away. Go away.1:28Hey.1:32Apple juice for half price.1:36You and me in Japan, watch me dance.1:39Oh yeah! We might have freaked out on you. You have a whole bunch of fish in your bathroom, do you?1:48I have a sheep doing roofing over at my house. Come and drop in.1:51We'll put on Zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese.1:54Why don't you play with Morse here?1:57I gotta go home and get fucking high.1:59Jesus is a raisin.2:00I need to go piss soon, real bad.2:04I smell fuck a hologram.2:10Want some apple juice?2:13I like haiku.2:14Did you water your airport gym?2:16Ever scratch yourself until you have a hole in your bag? Haiku.2:22I have a business installing styrofoam nuns. Fuck a fruit basket.2:28Brought to you by the smooth, random taste of DJO apple juice.2:32Order yours now.2:33Right now, call 1-800-628-652-5612, 2-4, 6-5-2, 6-4-2, now 1-800-628-56-56-56, 1-800-628-642-56-2, 6-4-2, 1-800-56-56-56.
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