Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffGeorge Bush Speech HighlightsDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.4K views May 2009A late-night comedy show bids farewell to George W. Bush with a montage of his speech gaffes, mixed-up phrases, and memorable presidential remarks. Show transcript0:04Well, it's a sad night because we've reached the end of George W.0:07Bush's presidency, and that means we have to unload what was a, a tremendous, rich, uh, heavy laden vein of comedy for us, like, like mining a dense vein of coal, by God.0:20Uh, it was a very successful, uh, outing almost from the, the day one.0:24We started Great Moments in Presidential Speeches March 30th, 2006.0:29Wow, it's been with us a long time.0:30Yes.0:313, 3 years, more or less, March 30th, 2006. Uh, so ladies and gentlemen, here now, it's our farewell tribute to Great Moments in Presidential Speeches.0:46That the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.0:53Ask not. Fear itself.0:53Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.1:01Let me just remind you where we have been through, what we've been through.1:04My dad, like many of your re- uh, folk who got relatives here,1:10many of you whose relatives did the same thing, who are, you're here, their relatives probably aren't.1:19And uh, it is a uh, I think it's a, I think it is, and it's a, it's a at least that there be a stable Iran.1:29Iran that is capable of rejecting Iranian influence. I mean, Iraq.1:34Our, our people have done a really good job of hauling in a lot of the key operators.1:40Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Abu Zubaydah, Ramsey A- uh, Ramzi Al-Shibh, or whatever the guy's name was.1:48Thanks for coming. Be seated.1:53Thanks for coming. Welcome to the White House.2:01Thanks for coming. If it feels good, do it. If you got a problem, blame somebody else.2:07You may recall we went to a park in Botswana, Panama City.2:13Panama. What you probably want to know is the 3 words I'm not going to tell you.2:18I'm not going to tell you. That's 5 words.2:22Uh, you'll be able to, uh, uh, you'll be able to see a technology, uh, a, a technology that will, uh, be able, enable you to co- converse- converse with somebody on long distance, and it seems like the person's right there in the room with you.2:40Yeah, uh, I think tide turning, I see, as I remember, I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of turn- it's easy to see a tide turn.2:50Did I say those words?2:52Let me s- let me s- let- let me s- let me.2:55You d- you- you- you- you'll be... the left hand now knows what the right hand is doing.3:25On the streets of major cities.3:35This capital.3:37I've had a plan to protect small business owners, local officials, the high sheriff is with us today, worried about the quality of the education and the community in which groups they can receive federal support for their works pass and relate.3:58How about that? There you go.
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