3.5K views Feb 2009
Three comedians launch their sketch show with their mothers as dancers, then perform absurd sketches about stranded space aliens, unicorns, and a wild party.
0:27 Hi, I'm George Washington, the first president of the United States of America, so I think you should listen to what I have to say. 0:34 The show you're about to see is called Awesome Town, and it's the funniest thing since sliced bread, which I invented. 0:40 You don't believe me? Oh, you think I'm too old because I discovered America and junk? 0:44 Listen up, buddy. I've been around, so I know what I'm talking about. 0:47 The 3 dudes in the show you're about to watch are committed to entertainment, just like I was committed to freeing the slaves and making pipes and stuff. 0:57 You think I'm lying? I can't. That's my thing, no lies. Check the 1 dollar bill, short stack. 1:03 I was president, so keep your looking balls locked on the picture radio and prepare to get your nuts smashed. 1:09 By Awesome Town! 1:11 Since the beginning of time, mankind has searched for sanctuary from poverty, sickness, and war. 1:17 Just recently, 3 young men found it. Welcome to Awesome Town. 1:21 Come along with us. Come along to Awesome Town. Come along with us and wipe away your frown. 1:30 Roll call. 1:31 Andy, Akiva, Yorma. Andy. 1:35 Akiva. 1:37 Yorma. 1:38 Andy, and Yorma and Akiva. 1:40 Come along with us. Come with us to Awesome Town. Give us all your trust, and we won't let you down. 1:50 My name's Akiva, the brains of the group. If you have a problem, I can solve it for you. 1:55 Andy here, and I love a good sandwich, so if you have a sandwich, come roll with me. 2:01 My name is Yorma motherf***er, the sensitive one. Break your motherf***ing face with the blood of my gun. 2:07 Rip off your arms and break your legs with them. Press your and stick my in them. 2:14 Come along with us. Come with us to Awesome Town. Fun times are a must in Awesome Town. 2:29 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Awesome Town. 2:42 Yeah! 2:45 Feel it, feel it. 2:48 All right! 2:50 Welcome, everyone, to our new sketch show, Awesome Town. I am Andy. 2:55 I'm Akiva. 2:56 And I'm Yorma, and this is our first episode. 2:59 Now, uh, you guys, this show is for Fox, which means if we want it to be a hit, it's got to be big and sexy. 3:06 Translation, hot dancers. 3:09 So we went out and we found the hottest dancers we could, our moms. 3:14 So, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the dance floor my mother, Suellen. 3:17 Hey, hi. 3:20 My mom, Patty. 3:24 And my mom, Margie. 3:34 Okay, you ladies ready to cut a little rug or what? 3:38 All right, let's do it! 3:48 All right, you know, can we cut off the music? Can we cut off the music? 3:50 Thank you. 3:51 Hey, what gives, guys? I'm dancing with my mom here. 3:54 Where's your real mom, Andy? 3:58 I'll catch up with you later, okay? 4:06 Mom! 4:09 Hey, my real mom, everybody, Margie! 4:14 All right, are we ready to do this, Andy? 4:16 You bet we are, Yorma. 1, 2, 3, 4! 4:29 Castaways. 4:42 Well, on the plus side, we've all got these sweet beards. 4:49 What? 4:52 Nothing. 4:54 Cool. 4:58 Castaway. 5:11 Hey, Steve. 5:13 Yeah, Glurk? 5:15 So I know it's been a while since our ships crashed into each other during the space war between our races. 5:21 Uh-huh. 5:23 And I know we've been stranded on this deserted moon with no one but each other to be friends with for a long time now. 5:29 Right. 5:30 And odds are no one's ever gonna find us out here. 5:35 Sure. 5:38 And it's probably just gonna be me and you until we die. 5:40 What's your point, Glurk? 5:42 Well, in light of all those things, I think there's something maybe you should know. 5:50 Okay, shoot. 5:52 I have both male and female genitalia. 6:00 So, just something to think about. 6:11 Hey, how's it going? 6:13 Fine. 6:14 That's cool. Hey, listen, have you thought at all about that thing I brought up like a year ago? 6:20 Not gonna happen, Glurk. 6:21 Right, cool, totally cool. 6:30 Truth or dare? 6:33 Uh, truth. 6:34 Okay, um, if you had to hook up with someone on this moon, who would it be and why? 6:43 Good night, Glurk. 6:43 What? What? 6:48 Guess who? 6:51 Hey, Glurk. 6:52 Oh man, I am tipsy off this space wine. If somebody wanted to take advantage of me right now, they totally could. 7:00 Nice try, Glurk. 7:02 Oh, by the way, I got us tickets. 7:05 Tickets to what? 7:07 Tickets to the male and female genitalia show. 7:11 I'll pass. 7:13 Sorry. 7:16 These tickets are non-refundable. 7:20 Oh God. 7:21 One of these is a virgin. Guess which one? 7:25 I think I'm gonna be sick. 7:28 Space wine. 7:32 System overload. System overload. 7:36 Oh, hey Steve, what's up, bro? 7:38 Nothing, Glurk. 7:40 Yeah, I just had sex with myself. What are you doing? 7:43 I'm fixing my spaceship so I can go home to my wife and kids. 7:47 I never did understand why you waste your time with this old hunk of junk. 7:50 I mean, you've got me. I'm flesh and blerv. I love you, Steve, and you know what? 7:56 I'm all you've got. 7:59 Yes. 7:59 All systems ready. 8:01 Yes, you fixed it. You fixed it. 8:05 I never forgot Glurk. We didn't always get along on that deserted moon, but when I got back to Earth, I'd think about him from time to time and smile. 8:15 Oh, did I mention that right before I left, I had sex with Glurk? 8:19 Because I did. 8:22 I loved it. 8:26 Are you mineral? 8:27 No. 8:29 Are you vegetable? 8:31 No. 8:32 Are you an animal? 8:34 Yes. 8:34 Are you a unicorn? 8:35 Yes. 8:36 Damn it. 8:37 Okay, you go. 8:40 Are you a unicorn? 8:41 Yes. 8:43 Very cool. 8:52 Thanks for coming back. Exploding high five. 9:00 All right, welcome back to Awesome Town. 9:02 The show about awesomeness and other awesome stuff. 9:05 So let's just keep things moving with another sketch. 9:11 It's coming right for us! 9:12 Oh my God, the sketch is coming! 9:14 Come on, my head! 9:15 Ow! Ow! Ow. 9:42 Castaways. 9:49 Try rubbing faster. 9:55 More of a circular motion. 10:04 Make a smoother surface. 10:04 Oh, why don't you just light it with your perfect beards? 10:29 Hello, welcome to the party. 10:31 Hi, I've never met you before. 10:33 I know. 10:35 Just 2 guys, and we're having a good time, having a good time, having a good time. 10:40 Just 2 guys, and we're having a good time, having a good time, having a good time. 10:44 We'll burn the roof off. This party's going off. You think that we're soft? 10:48 You get tossed. 10:49 Guy number 1, I love to dance. Fancy feet moves putting you in a trance. 10:53 It's a friend thing, friends are everywhere, in the kitchen, the den, hanging out on the stairs. 10:58 Spinach dip, real hot chicks, spike the punch and take a sip. 11:03 Guy number 2 here to chill with you, P-A-R-T-Y, because we got to. 11:08 I like playing games in the pool. Who invited Steve? That dude's a We're just 2 guys who are having a good time, having a good time, having a good time. 11:17 We're just 2 guys who are having a good time, having a good time, having a good time. 11:22 Now everyone in the house say guy number 1. 11:25 Guy number 1. 11:26 Now everyone in the house say guy number 2. 11:30 Guy number 2. 11:31 Dude, quit tripping, you're ruining my high. My loaded gun makes you reach for the sky. 11:36 There's a knock at the door, who can that be? Why won't the cops let our party be? 11:41 How would you like to be shot? Me and my friend smoke pot. 11:45 No jocks. 11:46 No jerks. 11:46 Just fun with girls. 11:47 Having fun, guy one. 11:49 The most fun in the world. 11:50 We're just 2 guys who are having a good time, having a good time, having a good time. 11:55 We're just 2 guys who are having a good time, having a good time, having a good time. 11:59 We're just 2 guys who are having a good time, having a good time, having a good time. 12:03 Just 2 guys who are having a good time, having a good time, having a good time. 12:05 Just 2 guys who are having a good time, having a good time, having a good time. 12:09 Party over here. 12:11 Party over here. 12:14 Party over here. 12:16 Party over here. 12:22 Castaways. 12:54 All right, welcome back to Awesome Town. Uh, now people are always asking your man Akiva why their names are so weird. 13:02 That's true. 13:02 That's true. It is totally true. Uh, but anyways, I thought it might be kind of nice if, just for tonight, as a sign of solidarity, I changed my name from Andy to something fully weird. 13:13 So we're going to take suggestions from the audience. Uh, does anyone have one? 13:16 Uh, yeah, you. 13:17 Yeah, hi. Um, how about Ass Face? 13:21 Okay, I don't know about that one. 13:23 No, it's because of your face. It reminds me of my ass. 13:27 All right, never mind. Does anyone else have a suggestion for my new name? 13:31 Uh, yeah, you. 13:32 Yeah, how about outfit stealer? 13:36 Sir, I didn't steal your outfit. You showed up in your underwear. 13:41 You bet I did. 13:43 Yes, you did. Yeah. Great. Uh, anyone else? Um, yeah, how about Andy? 13:51 Hm, not bad. Yeah, like short for Andrew. I think it's nice sounding and appealing to good looking women. 13:59 I'm listening. Oh, oh, you know what? I've got an even better one. 14:03 Uh, how about ass face? 14:06 What? 14:07 No, you know, just because your face looks fully like that girl's ass. 14:10 Yes, doesn't it? 14:12 I know. 14:12 I told you. 14:14 Okay, you know what? I bet you don't have a good name either, so what are you talking about? 14:17 Okay, all right. Let's just get to a sketch. 14:20 My name is Assface, lady. 14:22 Thank you. Castaway. 14:43 After much deliberation, the coconut for best beard on the island goes to... 14:51 Ned. 14:52 Yes! Oh, in your face! 15:04 Castaways. 15:13 And now, a message from Frazzles, the Awesome Town Squirrel. 15:20 Hey kids, it's me, Frazzles, the Awesome Town Squirrel. Hoobastank! 15:27 The following episode of The Boo is presented in 3D. 15:33 Woohoo! You should all have your 3D glasses, but don't put them on yet. 15:38 I'll tell you when during the show. See you soon. Who the stank? 16:08 Hey. 16:11 Hey. 16:17 I'm young and I'm hopeless. I'm lost and I know this. 16:22 I'm going nowhere fast, that's what they say. 16:27 I'm troublesome, I fall there. I'm angry at my father. It's me against this world, and I don't care. 16:38 I don't care. 16:50 Here. 16:51 Thanks. 16:55 So, um, where have you been? 16:59 Well, I got a stamp on every page of my passport. I'm right back where I started. 17:04 Well, I'm not back where I started. 17:06 My brother's dead, Melissa, and I can't rest till I find out who killed him. 17:11 Here we go, kids. Time to put on those 3D glasses. 17:17 Brett, I can't help you. 17:19 Why not? You were there. You knew him. 17:23 Do you want more coffee? 17:26 Totally awesome. Glasses off. 17:32 I can't do this alone. I need a friend. 17:39 Friends? 17:41 Are you sure that's all you want? 17:44 Do I have a choice? 17:56 Glasses on. 18:00 Oh, here it comes. 18:01 There's something between us, Melissa. A spark. 18:04 Oh! Glasses off. 18:10 Maybe you're right, Brett. I don't know. 18:14 Glasses on. 18:18 Glasses on. 18:32 Get fucking out! 18:33 All right. 18:36 Glasses on. 18:38 Damn! This is stupid. 18:41 Your face is stupid. 18:42 We're real actors, all right? I went to Juilliard. 18:45 Here, put on this dress. 18:47 What? Why? 18:48 You gonna act like a bitch? You gonna look like a bitch. 18:52 You, squirrel. 18:54 Oh man! 18:55 Next time on The Boo. 18:56 Is everything all right, Brett? 18:57 For once, I think everything's gonna be okay. 19:00 Surprise. 19:01 Brett Banks is a ninja? 19:03 He's dead. 19:11 Put the gun down. 19:13 Not this time, Brett. 19:20 All right, everyone, that's all the time we have for tonight. 19:22 We had a great time, and we hope you guys did too. 19:25 Now check out some footage of us playing with a puppy. 19:28 All right! 19:30 Yeah! 19:31 La la la la la la la. 
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