Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffGood SamaritanDula TVFunny videos since 200800Share2.3K views Jul 2009A storyteller's account of the Good Samaritan turns into an argument about prejudice, as his audience challenges his assumptions about Samaritans. Show transcript0:00And he walked by on the other side, leaving the man helpless. But then, who should wander by but a Samaritan of all people? And he actually helped the man.0:09Hang on, master.0:10No, he did. He went over and actually...0:12No, sorry.0:13No, no, no. I- I mean, this is what I'm saying, that a Samaritan, all right, so have a good think about your attitudes, went and helped.0:21Yeah, no, I see.0:22No, no, no, stick with it, because what I'm saying is that he was a good Samaritan. That's good Samaritan, if you could imagine such a thing.0:32Yes, yes, I can. I- I think we all can.0:35Yeah.0:36I- I know there's a lot of prejudice against Samaritans, which is terrible, but I'm sure I speak for everyone in this room when I say that there are loads of really nice Samaritans.0:44Yeah, some of my best friends are Samaritans.0:47Yeah, me and the wife went on holiday to Samaria last year, and they were lovely people.0:51Couldn't do enough for you.0:53Yeah. So, so what I'm finding offensive, and I'm sure I'm not the only one,0:57Mm.0:58i- i- is your unreflecting acceptance of this cliche that all Samaritans are wankers.1:04No, I'm saying he was good.1:05Yeah, but you're implying that the fact that he was good is worth a story in itself. It's some kind of weird curiosity, like an albino Nubian.1:14No, I'm saying that goodness comes in unexpected places.1:17Yeah, and I'm saying that the fact that you wouldn't expect goodness from a Samaritan betrays your inherent racism.1:24Okay, okay, all right, that's a big word. Let's just take a deep breath here. I didn't mean to offend anybody. That's the last thing I intended. Um, I didn't realize there were any Samaritans in the room.1:33No, that's not the point.1:35Or Samaritan sympathizers, you know, Sámi lovers.1:39Oh, I can't believe I'm hearing this.1:41No, no, no, no, I didn't realize it was such a PC environment here, and I suppose I thought that having what was only intended as a fond pop at our Samaritan neighbors, friends even, if you like, would not be inappropriate in the context of a story which is, after all, about goodness, and at the end of the day, it is only a parable.2:01What, it didn't really happen?2:03Well, of course not. A Samaritan tosser wouldn't do that for his own grandmother.2:07Jesus Christ!2:09What?