Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffShe Has A BoyfriendDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.6K views Sep 2008A self-proclaimed ladies' man repeatedly flirts with and helps a woman, only to discover she has a boyfriend, a fiancé, and another man waiting. Show transcript0:04Look at that woman over there.0:07No, you by the estate agents.0:10What, the woman?0:12Mm.0:13Well, she wants to buy a house.0:16You're so naive. Are you still reading those women's magazines?0:19Yeah.0:19Yeah. You see, where you see champagne, I see she clearly wants to be picked up.0:26What makes you such an expert?0:29I wasn't made an expert.0:32I was born one. Watch this.0:40So why would a beautiful woman like you be looking at flats in a neighborhood like that?0:45Monjolies tous effem.0:48What does that mean?0:49It means why put bay windows on a shithouse?0:53Clearly, a woman as beautiful as you would be living in Kensington Gardens.0:58Really? You think so?1:00I don't think so. I know so.1:03It's like what my boyfriend was saying the other day.1:05Fuck you.1:10Can I help you with that?1:12Are you sure?1:13Absolutely. My lady is in distress, and I'm here to rescue her.1:17Thanks. They say chivalry's dead, but I think you're making a pretty strong case for its revival.1:23Well, I'm always ready to help a, uh, beautiful lady. I help the ugly ones as well, but I'd definitely say you're in the former camp.1:31Where am I taking this?1:33Well, it's only a few streets away. I'm moving in with my boyfriend.1:36Fuck you.1:43They look heavy. Let me take these to your table.1:46Thank you, handsome. Um, the gin and tonic's for my sister Ruth.1:50Okay.1:50This one is for Stacy.1:51Hello.1:52And if you could hand this one to my boyfriend.1:54Fuck you. Whisky.1:57Ah, a swing. How charming. You made this, didn't you, Master Barry?2:03I would be honored if my lady were to christen the rope folly I have erected.2:13Oh yes.2:18I say, over here.2:20Sir, it's Rupert. Look, on the horse. Yoo-hoo!2:26Hello.2:28A friend of yours, I presume?2:30My fiancé.2:32Fuck you!2:38Hello there, beautiful.2:39Oh, hello.2:41Look at yourself.2:42I guess I needed a shorter lead.2:45Oh,2:45There you are.2:45Thank you so much. You're such a gentleman.2:49Well, it has been said that I'm a gentleman, but never a gentle man.2:54Can I accompany you in your journey?2:56Sure. I've got to get Scruffy back to my boyfriend, and then fuck you.