2.1K views Nov 2009
A man boasts about a confrontation and asks a friend to hold increasingly absurd items, then police arrive and he flees, asking for his ice cream back.
0:00 Yo, son, I'm telling you, man, Shorty was banging, man. 0:02 No, get the fuck. 0:03 No, I'm telling you, man. 0:04 Ah, so whatever. 0:05 Straight up, like crazy, like, you know what I mean? 0:07 Nah, nah. She was, she was. 0:09 That's what I was saying. 0:09 She was banging, son, like, yo, I'm telling. 0:11 Gotta go homeboy right there, son. 0:14 Word. 0:15 Straight out of Compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube from the gang called Niggas with Attitudes. 0:21 Yo, you know what, son? 0:22 Yo. 0:22 Yo, hold my chain, son. 0:25 I already told this motherfucker once, on my watch, down. Do you know what? 0:31 Yo. Hold my Hello Kitty blow dryer, son. It's about to get crazy over here. 0:36 Hold my colostomy bag. 0:38 All right. 0:40 Yo, it's about to get crazy over here. 0:41 It's stupid, son. 0:42 Yo, hold my ice cream cone, son. 0:43 Yeah, that shit. 0:46 Yo, hold my magic bean. 0:51 Yo, check this out, dude. Yo, hold my SOS pad, son. Done. Yo, hold my express written consent to rebroadcast Major League Baseball. 1:00 I 1:18 already told you this is my motherfucking block. 1:21 Oh, word? Word? Yo, you know what? 1:25 Hold my outfit, son. 1:27 Got this. 1:30 Police! 1:32 Yo, let's go. 1:32 What the fuck, man? 1:34 Yo, yo, it's some bullshit, man. 1:36 Yeah. 1:37 Yo, you a bitch. 1:37 Yo, son, let me get my ice cream cone back. 1:39 Go, son. 1:40 Straight out of cop. 1:41 Mm. 1:41 Another crazy ass nigga. One punch I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger. 1:45 I'm a bad motherfucker, and you know this, but the pussy ass niggas won't show this, but I don't give a. 
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