Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffCheech And Chong Pee Plus SoapDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.6K views Nov 2009Two men in a car discuss a fake probation urine sample and a suspicious powder, which turns out to be salt, as their argument distracts the driver. Show transcript0:02Ay, chichona.0:04Hey, it's about time, man. Hey, what do you got? Hey, give me some.0:08What?0:08Hey, give me a drink, man. Come on, man, give me a drink.0:11With this?0:11Yeah.0:12Oh, go ahead, man. Help yourself.0:15Wait a minute. Hey, man, that's pee.0:19No kidding.0:20What are you doing with pee?0:21It's for my probation officer, man.0:23What, does he drink pee?0:24No, man, last week I was supposed to bring some in, you know?0:27Yeah.0:28And I forgot to wash out the jar first, you know?0:31Yeah.0:32So they see all that mayonnaise floating around in there, and they think I'm on some kind of weird drug again.0:37Right.0:38I'm really gonna fuck with his mind this time, man.0:40Well, what'd you do?0:41I had my sister pee in it.0:43Yeah?0:43Yeah, she's pregnant, man.0:45Right. Hey, did you get the weed?0:48No, she's out of it, man. So they're just waiting on something from Colombia.0:53Hey, watch the bumps, man. Watch the bumps.0:55Oh, that bump there?0:56Yeah, watch out.0:56Oh, you probably spill it all over if I hit it real hard.1:00Come on, man!1:02Oh, I'm so very sorry.1:05Hey, man, they're getting all over my pole.1:07Hey, well, hey, watch while you're driving, man.1:09Watch my car do the twist, man. That twist.1:11Come on, man.1:12That could be less.1:14Come on. Come on, man. No. Hey, come on, spill on it, man.1:19Hold on, don't spill on Lamy's feet, man.1:26You smell like feet, man.1:27Hey, G. Hey, hey, man, look, look.1:33Hijo de la chingada, man, where'd you get that?1:36My sister gave it to me.1:38God, what is that, man?1:40What does it look like?1:41Looks like coke.1:44Yeah, it smells like coke too.1:47All right, man. Hey, well, let's party, man. Give me some.1:51No, I can't. It's got to last me.1:54Hey man, come on, give me a hit, man.1:56No, I- I- I'd like to, man, but I- I don't want to be responsible for turning you into a drug addict.2:02Man, I ain't gonna turn you into a drug addict. Come on, man, give me a little hit.2:05This shit's bad for you, man. Don't you read Ann Landers?2:08Come on.2:09I don't give you a brain damage, man.2:10Come on, man, just give me a little bit, man, come on.2:12No.2:13Hey, come on, please.2:14No.2:15Oh man, come on.2:17No, that's all I got, man. I could get laid with this, huh?2:22Okay, I don't want anything.2:24Good.2:25Hey man, don't be so chicken shit, man, give me some. Come on, man.2:29No.2:29Just let me smell it then. Come on, just let me, let me, let me hold it just for-2:33Okay, you can just smell.2:34I'm just gonna smell it.2:35Just smell it, that's all.2:36All right.2:36You promise you won't take any?2:37I promise, but my heart won't die a hundred needles in my eye.2:40Come on, give me some. That's, oh man, that smell of... Hey!2:55Hey man, that's salt, man!2:58No shit.3:03Hey, don't drink that, man.3:07Oh shit, I'm gonna die.3:09Hey, watch the road, man.3:10I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!3:13Hey, watch out. Hey, watch the road, man.3:30Watch the road. Watch the road.
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