Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffI Dont Eat VegetarianDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share6.2K views Jul 2009A man tells his guest that he does not eat vegetarian food at dinner. Show transcript0:01Girls want more wine.0:02Over there.0:03So, what are we having, chef?0:04Lentil and feta salad and roasted squash.0:07Smashing. And main course?0:09That is the main course.0:12Right?0:13Problem?0:14Well, it's just, uh, I don't eat vegetarian.0:17What do you mean?0:18I'm a meat eater.0:20But Mark, you know Wendy and I are veggie.0:22Yes, I know, and when you two came round for dinner, we made you a mushroom risotto.0:26I was sort of expecting you to return the effort and have some meat, please.0:30Sorry, I, I didn't know you felt so strongly about it.0:33It's an ethical thing. I don't think humans should be treated like this.0:36Right, um, what can I say? We, we don't really do meat in this house.0:40Oh, come on, you must have some meat somewhere around here. What, what was that I saw wandering around earlier?0:45The cat.0:46That'll do. I'll have that with some rice.0:49No, no, that's the cat.0:51Look quite lean and gamy.0:53But it's ours. It's a pet.0:56You mean you keep an animal in captivity for no reason? That's barbaric.1:01At least pigs are for sausages.1:02Ah, no, you see, they're not. They're actually highly intelligent creatures.1:06Oh yeah, right, they're doing secretarial work on the farm. Come on, they're sausage fodder.1:11Why else would anyone keep pigs?1:13Well, to, to... because...1:17Pig cheese, pig wool.1:19Well.1:19Pigs are expensive, pink, and annoying, but they're also delicious, which is why we breed so many of them.1:25There might be a few polar bears left if more people wanted one for breakfast.1:28What?1:29Where are the pigs, daddy? In the zoo. More mushroom risotto, anyone?1:33Oh, not so caring now. Face it, you want to hound a species to extinction.1:37Me, I just want to eat some meat.1:40Shit.1:40Exactly.1:43All right then. Here, pus, pus, pus, pus, pus. There's a hammer under the sink.1:46Gotcha.1:46And not a word about this to Wendy.
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