Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffLunch Lady Land From SNLDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share98K views Nov 2009Adam Sandler performing Lunch Lady Land on Saturday Night Live. Show transcript0:01This is a song, uh, about the high school experience, uh, sung through the eyes of the person who, more than anyone else, puts young people on the right path.0:10I'm not talking about the teachers, I'm not talking about the coaches, I'm not even talking about the guidance counselors.0:16I'm talking about a person we call the lunch lady.0:24Woke up in the morning, put on my new plastic glove.0:32Serve some reheated Salisbury steak with a little slice of love.0:40I got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of.0:47Just know everything's doing fine down here in0:52lunch lady land.1:01Well, I wear this net on my head1:05because my red hair is falling out.1:10I wear these brown orthopedic shoes because I got a bad case of the gout.1:18I know you want seconds on the corn dogs, but there's no reason to shout.1:26Everybody gets enough food down here in the magical...1:32Long Slady Land.1:40Well, yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes.1:48And my breath reeks of tuna, and there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose.1:55Oh, hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders. Navy beans, Navy beans, Navy beans, Navy beans.2:03Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders. Navy beans, Navy beans, meatloaf.2:11Sloppy Joe, it's time for Sloppy Joe, yeah. Sloppy Joe, it's time for Sloppy Joe, yeah.2:18Sloppy Joe,2:22it's time for Sloppy Joe, yeah.2:25One morning that I woke up to see all the pepperoni pizza wasn't looking at me.2:31It screamed, why do you burn me and serve me up cold? I said, I got the spatula, just do what you're told.2:38Then the liver and onions started joining the fight, and the chocolate pudding pushed me with all its might.2:45And the chop suey slapped me and it kicked me in the head. It's called revenge, lunch lady, said the garlic bread.2:52I said, what did I do to make you all so mad? You got flabby arms and your breath is bad.2:59Then the green bean said you better run and hide, but then my friend Sloppy Joe came and joined my side.3:06He said if it wasn't for the lunch lady, the kids wouldn't eat you.3:10You should be shaking her hand and saying, pleased to meet you.3:14She gives you a purpose and she gives you a goal. You should be kissing her feet and kissing her mole.3:21Now all the angry boos just leave me alone, and we all live together in a happy home.3:28Thanks to Sloppy Joe, Slop, Sloppy Joe, yeah. Sloppy Joe, Slop, Sloppy Joe.3:35Oh yeah! Sloppy Joe, Slop, Sloppy Joe, yeah. Sloppy Joe, Slop, Sloppy Joe.3:46Well...3:49me and Sloppy Joe got married.3:55We got 6 kids, and we're doing just fine.4:00Down in lunch lady4:05land.4:11Oh, whoa! Oh!
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