Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffMagical Martial ArtsDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.5K views Apr 2009A boy seeks karate to fight bullies, but Master East West teaches him to walk away, breathe deeply, and find the warrior within. Show transcript0:00The master teaches me0:03to keep within my mind. The path to freedom lies within one step behind.0:13We let the bad go by and find we're free to fly.0:21Just walk away, run away, step away, get away. Any way that lets you be well on your way.0:26That's the way to always win a fight your way.0:31Wow! Who are you?0:33Ah, I am Master East West. I'm the spirit of martial arts, the keeper of ancient secrets.0:41Wow, he's ancient fossil.0:43Pretty cool, huh?0:44Where does he live?0:45In a cave.0:46Hmm. Why do you want to learn karate?0:49To beat up the guys who pick on me and call me names.0:54Isn't your life worth more than a burger and fries?0:57Come on, squirt.0:58Look, I don't want to fight.1:00Tough.1:04Yeah!1:07Yay! Duck!1:11Duck!1:13Duck!1:15Duck! Quack!1:19Wow.1:23Ah!1:25Tia!1:34Breathe it out. Shout it out. Three deep it out, yeah!1:39I take three deep by then I know the score. I know that you're not gonna anger me anymore.1:47I won't be mad, I'll be back in control. I'll take 3 deep and know you can't harm me anymore.1:56Breathe it out. Sign it out. Shout it out.2:023 deep it out. We take 3 deep, by then we know the score.2:08We know that you're not gonna anger us anymore. We won't be mad, we'll be back in control.2:16We take 3 deep and know you can't harm us anymore.2:20I'm mad, I'm angry. My mind doesn't seem too clear, so I try to take 3 deep and then repeat this.2:39I get the point.2:40Master East West, I want to be just like you when I grow up.2:43You know what? You already are.2:45I am?2:46Yes. Watch this.2:54Where's Master East West?2:56He lives inside of me, and he lives inside each one of you.3:05There's a winner inside each and every one of us.3:11There's a warrior inside. I'm on your side.
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