Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffStreet Magician Pulls Card Out Of His AssDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share3K views Dec 2009A street magician asks a woman to choose and shuffle a card, then fumbles through his wallet and performs a crude gag before revealing the card. Show transcript0:00Gather round, gather round. You don't have to be on camera. We're here in beautiful New York City.0:06We're going to do a card trick. This is, uh, an old card trick that goes back generations.0:11Um, we got, I just want to make sure you see we got a normal deck here.0:15Everything's totally fine. I want to get someone to choose a card.0:20Can do anyone. Let's get you, this random. Okay, now I want you to take a card, grab a card from the deck.0:26I'm not going to look. My eyes are closed, I'm looking away.0:30Now I want you to show the card to everyone here. Everyone here has to see the card, but I can't see, okay?0:37Now I'm gonna ask you to put it back in the deck, but you know what?0:39You put it back in the deck yourself, right, and shuffle it in there.0:43I don't want to see where it goes. I can't see where it goes, or the trick is ruined, right?0:47My eyes are blocked. I'm looking at you.0:51Okay, is the card back in yet?0:53Yeah.0:53Now everyone knows what the card is but me, right? Okay. Now this is where the tricky part comes in.1:01I'm gonna put this in my pocket, and I've got a funny feeling.1:05I've got a funny feeling that the card isn't in the deck anymore.1:09I got a funny feeling that the card is in my wallet. Let's have a look at that, shall we, ladies and gentlemen?1:17Oh, whoops!1:19No.1:23Wasn't the king a...1:28Oh. Oh, well, I guess I fucked it up. Sorry about that. Let's g- let's give this lady a...1:36What's the...1:39This gets good. Let's give this lady a hug. What a great sport she was.1:44Oops! What have we here?1:50That wasn't it?1:52No.1:52No.1:55Oh well. Sorry for wasting your time.1:59That's it.2:02Sorry.2:04That wasn't great.2:07Sorry. Goodbye.2:10It's a lot harder than I thought.2:13Wait, wait, I just thought of something. Hold on, I think I know where it is.2:18Was this the card?2:31Was this the card?2:37I knew it was somewhere.2:43Ew.2:46Magic.
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