Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffMost Balla Death Of All TimeDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.5K views Jul 2009A comedian tells a crude story about nearly drowning in a hot tub, then imagines a ridiculous tombstone commemorating his death. Show transcript0:01I was walking down the street the other day, right?0:05Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.0:08Randy!0:09Y'all know what that siren means? Do y'all know what that siren means?0:13That siren means it's time for another one of Randy's crazy fuck stories, AKA a fuck tale.0:19Hell!0:20All right.0:26So...0:29I was hooking up with this girl recently in a fucking hot tub,0:36and we're sitting there doing our thing, and it's nice. And at one point she's like, Randy, Randy, Randy, can you go down on me?0:49And I was like, yes, absolutely. But we're in a hot tub, y'all, so I had to do that shit underwater.0:58So I hold my breath, and I get down, and I'm swimming around looking for the pussy, right?1:04Looking for the pussy, looking for the pussy, looking for the pussy.1:06Where is it, baby?1:07Bam, right there.1:09And I start doing my thing, and I'm doing great. But at some point, I'm like, oh shit, I can't hold my breath that much longer.1:18I gotta come up for air. But this girl holds my head under the water.1:23That's not cool, ladies. This guy knows what I'm talking about.1:27This guy definitely knows what I'm talking about.1:31But I came up for air, I was fine. But I kind of wish I would have drowned, because that would have been the most baller death of all time.1:41If you're like, hey, Randy's parents, there's been a terrible cunnilingus accident.1:48Randy was eating pussy underwater. Yeah, I know it's awesome, but he didn't make it.1:55And I had this awesome headstone. It'd be like, here lies Randy.1:58He died while eating pussy. And then there'd be my handprint right there, and you can walk by, the handprint will pop out, so you can give me a high five.2:05Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.
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