Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffLil MermaidDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.6K views Feb 2009A man sings a crude comedy rap about fantasizing that the Little Mermaid comes to life, then ends by watching cartoons and animated characters. Show transcript0:10It was Saturday night, and I wanted to go clubbing. Too bad I had to babysit my 4-year-old cousin.0:16We kicked back on the couch, threw on a movie, The Little Mermaid.0:20She had clam shells on her boobies. Her name was Ariel, and she lived under the sea.0:24She was in love with Prince Eric, same name as me. The way her tail swayed, I knew the game she played.0:30This little fish wanted to get filleted. I was falling hard for this dripping wet girl, wanted to be alone with her and be part of her world.0:37I put my cousin to bed early, said good night, my friend. Here's a bedtime story, once upon a time, the end.0:43Rushed back downstairs 'cause I had a date, pulled out my rod and I prepared to bait.0:49Call me Ishmael, she's a horny chick. Lift up your fish tail, here comes Moby Dick.0:54I wanna bone the Little Mermaid.0:57Oh!1:00I wanna bone the Little Mermaid.1:03Oh, you're so cute.1:05I wanna bone the Little Mermaid.1:08That's right, you know you do.1:11I wanna bone the Little Mermaid.1:16I looked up at the movie, and to my surprise, she was staring right at me, just batting her eyes.1:21She said, Eric, you're my prince, I want to have sex. This movie's rated G, but I'm Triple X.1:27We smoked some seaweed, chilled out for a minute, and then I wanted fish with the bones still in it.1:32Lit a candle, put on some Luther Vandross, then I dipped my balls in some tartar sauce.1:38You look good, girl, I never seen a finer fish. Now, if only I could figure out where your vagina is.1:43I massaged it with oil for quite a long time, then I rubbed that ass down with lemon pepper and lime.1:49I pulled out a condom 'cause I'm an upstanding fella. She said, don't worry, I don't have salmonella.1:54Then she took off her sexy clamshell bikini, and I hit that raw like it was sashimi.2:00I wanna bone the Little Mermaid.2:03Come over here, Prince.2:05I wanna bone the Little Mermaid.2:08I know I'm hot. Yeah.2:11I wanna bone the Little Mermaid.2:14That's right, you know you do.2:16I wanna bone the Little Mermaid.2:18Oh!2:21I must have hit a G-spot while I was hitting it raw, 'cause she said,2:27smoked the cigarette when it was all over. She said, I got more semen in me than the Red October.2:32She gave me a kiss, and then she swam away fast. I looked down and saw that I was still a half mast.2:38I went to the shelf, popped in another DVD, and rubbed it out to Golden Girls season 3.2:44I wanna bone the Little Mermaid.2:46And Blanche, Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia.2:49I wanna bone the Little Mermaid.2:51And Jessica Rabbit, yo, how is Roger tapping that ass?2:54I wanna bone the Little Mermaid.2:56Betty Boop, Snagglepuss, oh, that's a dude.3:00I wanna bone the Little Mermaid.3:03You know you do too, man.
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