Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffNew Luda HotnessDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.7K views Dec 2008Ludacris auditions performers to promote his charity Harley auction, but their awkward songs fall flat until a biker delivers a ridiculous rap. Show transcript0:02Come on, my man, I really hope you got something different, all right?0:28Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, my man, hold up, man. This fat boy is for the kids.0:32It's signed by some of the hottest stars in the game, man. Next!0:36Mm, my rumble vibration, touch my0:41What? Touch what, man? They ain't gonna touch nothing, man. What are you doing?0:45Man, we supposed to be uplifting the community here. It's for my foundation.0:48Stop being so nasty. Next!0:52Black leather tattoos and hats. Rock and roll shirts.0:56Hey, wait a second, man, cut the music. Assless chap, what do you think we doing on this bike, man?1:02Next!1:02Fill up the tank, I wanna fill up, I wanna fill up your tank.1:06Cut!1:07Do we have anybody else, man? Please tell me we got somebody else.1:10No?1:12Come on, man.1:14Ludacris, there's a straight up G here to see you.1:18Send him right in. This the dude I was telling you about. Finally.1:22Oh, our problems are solved. Wait till you hear my man. Bliss!1:26My dog. Good to see you, man. Thank you so much for coming. Now check this out.1:31I'm auctioning off my Harley bike on eBay for my foundation, okay?1:35And I need that magic from you, man.1:37For the kids, no doubt.1:38For the kids. That's what I'm talking about. Ha! Watch this.1:44Finally.1:47Yo!1:50One more time for your mind. Ludacris, Lizard Man, both extremely famous.1:58Get straight murked up. Yeah, it's a full-time jack move. Ride or die, sink or fly.2:07Check my style out. Bike jam, Bike Jam. I skirt my Harley like it ain't no thing.2:14We ride around town on our big fat choppers, and ladies pull their bosoms out of their brassieres.2:20We do lots of wheelies. For bikers, it's basically par for the course.2:25I put hot mamas in my sidecar, and when I go fast, they get bugs in their mouths.2:31Vroom, vroom, vroomdy, vroom, vroom, vroom, and ladies drop their bottoms like they're sizzling warm.2:36My exhaust pipe goes and farts, and people think that I'm super strong.2:42Vroom, bram, vroomity, vroom to vroom, vroom. The engine brings warmth to my nards and my thighs.2:48Ring, vroom, vroomity, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, bram, bram, ring, brang, wrong.2:53You're welcome.2:55Woo! That's what I'm talking about. Blizzard the Wizard. They don't call him that for nothing, man.3:00Your passion on the mic is the same passion I got for the kids, man.3:03It's about the foundation. It's about giving back. I love it.3:06Thank you.
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