Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffI Kill PeopleDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.9K views Apr 2009A comedic rap video features MC Vagina boasting about guns, money and toughness while delivering deliberately absurd rhymes over a repeated chorus. Show transcript0:15Did you miss me?0:19Ah, yeah. What? What? MC Vagina's right back in this bitch.0:272009 is the year that I recorded this song. Still not loving police, still got love for the vaginal crease.0:39Player haters beware because guns don't kill people, uh-uh.0:46I kill people with guns. Pow. Guns don't kill people, uh-uh.0:54I kill people with guns. Hey, punk ass gangsters, what you looking at?1:01You think you can front with me? You better watch your back, because I have a lot of guns and I can shoot them good.1:09I'm a menace from society, a boy on the hood. I'm invincible, like Bruce Willis in the movie Invincible.1:17I'm invisible, like, well, I'm not really invisible. I'm bad, like the movie Attack of the Clones.1:25I'm dangerous,1:26Dangerous.1:27like a fire in a nursing home. Old people burning, old people burning.1:32Put your hands up. Old people burning, old people burning.1:36That's kind of messed up. What, what, you got a problem with this?1:41Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist, because on top of guns, I know karate and ninja stuff, so if you come at me, I'll trip you, then I'll suck your nuts.1:53I- I mean, I'll punch your nuts. Sucking them would be gay, and I'm totally not gay.1:59I'm all about VAGINA.2:01What?2:02Guns don't kill people. Uh-uh. I kill people with guns.2:09How?2:18If a guy messes with me, I shoot him with my load all over his chest and face and down his throat, 'cause I don't give a fuck.2:26I'm crazy, like Mel Gibson. No, wait, that just makes me sound racist.2:32Listen, I buy a lot of expensive things because I have a lot of money.2:37You can't afford expensive things because you don't have a lot of money.2:42Ha ha, you want these things, but you cannot afford them. That means that you're not cool because you're just a poor person.2:50Stupid poor people, stupid poor people.2:52I have more money than you.2:54Stupid poor people, stupid poor people.2:56You can't even afford food.2:57When I show women my money, they want to have sex with me, and they always have orgasms because my penis is so big.3:0625 inches long and 12 inches thick. I'm the Anthony Hopkins of cock, the Albert Einstein of dick.3:13I'm the Beatles of cum shots, the Mozart of huge balls, the Anne Frank of erections.3:20God, that's inappropriate. Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight, like an extra large condom on my penis, that's right.3:29My lyrics are like the movie The Shawshank Redemption.3:35They're really good.3:38Guns don't kill people, uh-uh. I kill people with guns.3:53How? I've killed so many people that I don't even remember how many people I've killed, but it's probably around 7,000.4:072005 plus 4 pennies representing the north side, C to the anida, bitch.4:18Oh yeah, women are actually good for 4 things: cooking, cleaning, vaginas, and their sisters' vaginas.
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