Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffNinjas Protest Pirate FestivalDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.8K views Dec 2008Ninjas show up at a pirate festival to protest, while pirates mock their outfits and chant that pirates rule before an angry organizer confronts them. Show transcript0:01Sail away and thank God for the skies I've earned.0:06You're gonna get a rest.0:07Until the light passes day.0:10He's passed the day.0:30Everybody needs a ninja,0:34something I have always said.0:36Oh, wrong, wrong, wrong.0:39Don't be jealous if you have a ninja festival.0:42Yeah, many ninjas with your not talking.0:47Good ninjas, what kind of joke is that? What, you can't talk, ninja?0:52Pirates rule, ninjas rule.0:54Just the same, I'd never say that they all look alike.0:58Thank you.1:00Freaking awesome.1:01Ninja moves with ninja things, watch ninja ball with ninja wings.1:06Good job.1:07It's gonna be a1:10Ignore them like a hemorrhoid, they'll go away sooner or later.1:16And you know what? He ain't big enough to whoop me 'cause I got a gun, and he's got a sword.1:21What's that mean?1:22Ninjas are less than pirates.1:23They have pajamas. We have coats. They have pajamas. We have coats.1:27They have pajamas.1:29You know, there's no job like a ninja.1:32The only reason ninjas exist is because pirates allow them to.1:38Everybody needs a ninja.1:40It's not because you're black, it's I just don't like ninja spirit.1:44Pirates are hotter than JFK boobs.1:45Exactly!1:48They live their lives so secretly, and ninjas kill so gracefully.1:52They leap from tree to tree like Jackie Chan or Chow Yun Fat.1:56They use their super ninja power to kill someone at any hour.2:00They could be hiding in your shower. You never know just where they're at.2:06Everybody needs a ninja.2:09Ninja podcasts are the best,2:13but they only let you listen if you pass a ninja too.2:21Everybody needs a ninja.2:23This is ridiculous. This crossed the line. What are you, fucking burning shit?2:26We got kids here and everything like this. You guys think this is a big fucking joke, but it's a fucking idiot piece of shit.2:32Why don't you fucking get out of here? This is our day, all right?2:35We spent months doing this shit. Fuck you, man. Fuck you, God damn it.2:44Fuck you, man. You have to be such an asshole, man. This is our day.2:48This is our day, man. This is our day. Why don't you just fucking leave?2:50You don't have to pull this shit. I'm gonna shake your hand.2:54Are you gonna leave, asshole? All right. Thanks,3:05guys.
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