Seinfeld Horror Trailer

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A clever fan-made trailer reimagines the sitcom Seinfeld as a dark and gritty horror movie.

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The following preview has been approved for all audiences. Metro Goldwyn Mayer. Dimension Films. I was terrified. I've never seen anything like that. Please tell us what you know about how these deaths occurred. The six members of the family were found last night in bed, shot and killed. Isn't it unusual to have six members of a family on two separate floors shot and nobody moved from their beds? Accused claims he heard voices coming from within the house. It's Kramer! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. Hey, n-! Next thing you know, you're saying they should have their own school. And suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. He is real, but he is not human. That guy's coming home in a body bag. He says that we'll find what we seek. Then we'll find death. And I've left you teetering on the brink of complete annihilation. Maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld. Maybe that's how you get your kicks, you and your good time buddies. Is there sport in when the meat's dead? The dingo ate your baby! You just couldn't help yourself, could you, Kramer? You saw life, brimming brightly with optimism and verve, and you just had to snuff it out. You're listening to me. I don't back off until it's finished. I feel the weed. The society's filled with them. I'm choking the life out of all the gritty flowers. Ride! Seinfeld. In theatres Friday.

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