3.1K views Apr 2009
A comedy spoof of The Dark Knight recreates iconic scenes with bungled explosives, absurd pocket contents, awkward business cards, and a Sharpie mishap.
0:05 You've changed things. 0:09 Forever. 0:11 There's no going back. 0:14 Oh my God. 0:16 See, to them, you're just a freak. 0:23 Like me. 0:26 Why isn't it blowing up? 0:27 I, I don't think he's w- what's, what's wrong? What's the problem? 0:31 Wait, did you put the charges on? 0:32 That was your job. I have the remote. 0:35 What? Just 'cause you have the remote makes 0:38 Joker is 0:39 We're bald. 0:40 Pissed. 0:40 We're dead. 0:42 What do we got? 0:43 Nothing. No name, no alias. Clothing is custom. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint. 0:53 And some chewing gum, dental floss, playing cards, pens, pocket calculator, banana. 1:01 There was a handful of potato chips, a garbage bag, like a whole ream of paper. 1:07 How many pockets does he have? 1:08 It wasn't all in his pockets. 1:10 Really? 1:11 Evening, commissioner. 1:20 Bruce, this is Harvey Dent. 1:22 Well, Rachel's told me everything about you. 1:24 Well, if that's the case, I'm gonna have to kill you both. 1:30 You once told me we'd be together. Did you mean it? 1:33 Honestly, Bruce? 1:36 You dress up like a bat. 1:48 A year ago, these, uh, cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. 1:53 I mean, what happened? 1:58 What are you proposing? 2:00 It's simple. Kill the Batman. As you can see from my charts, 2:07 we used to be at awesome, and then we dropped, and I don't know what happened, but I want us to reach back up to awesome. 2:16 Get back up to awesome. Why didn't I think of that? We should kill Batman. 2:20 Wow, what an idiot I am. Jeez. I mean, pretty good, pretty good idea. 2:24 He's a smart one. 2:25 Yeah. Yeah, what'd you major in? 2:27 Here's my card, and uh, one for you, another one for you. 2:33 Doesn't look like you at all. 2:33 Simple name and number would have been nice. 2:35 Here's a card for you. You get a card, call me. 2:38 There's, there's no number on you. 2:40 It's all part of the plan. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 2:50 Tonight's entertainment. 2:54 Hello. 3:04 You got a nice rack, I like that. 3:08 You've got nice lipstick, I like that. 3:11 It's a nice dress, I like that. 3:14 Nice tie, I like that. 3:22 Rachel, what the hell? 3:24 I see now what I have to become to stop men like him. 3:28 It is always darkest before the dawn. 3:31 You look nervous. 3:32 And I swear to you, the dawn is coming. 3:40 Why so serious? 3:49 Where is he? 3:50 I don't know. 3:52 Damn it! 3:56 What are you doing? 3:57 That's a Sharpie! That's permanent! 4:02 People are dying. What would you have me do? 4:04 This dude thinks he's a mime, right? So, like, mimes, they don't, they don't talk because they're, because they're, they're bound by mind law. 4:17 So what you gotta do is just gotta go talk to him, and if you get him to talk, then, then he'll stop all his crap, and he'll, he'll stop giving me a headache then. 4:27 This city deserves a better class criminal. 4:31 Hmm, and I'm gonna give it to him. And here we go. 4:39 Come on, hit me! Let's put a smile on that face. 4:47 You either die a hero, or you live long enough to be in the sequel. 
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