Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffStaring ContestDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2K views Oct 2009Two contestants compete in a staring contest for a pair of socks, while one secretly blinks and both grow increasingly distracted by their thoughts. Show transcript0:00All right, you guys know the rules. No touching your opponent, no talking to your opponent, but mostly no blinking.0:08First person to blink loses.0:10I blink for no one, not even my dad.0:13What about your dad?0:13I don't have a dad.0:14Oh my God, I want to set you on fire right now.0:16My papai has always been Hispanic.0:18You better be grateful for that.0:20I am.0:20What are you talking about?0:21Will you just shut up and tell us what's at stake?0:24All right, you guys are playing for this brand new Nintendo DSi, I mean these socks.0:30Come on, I want those socks.0:32How are you gonna wear socks when you don't even have shoes?0:34With your fucking asshole, that's how.0:36Okay, shut up, let's start. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.0:48Yeah.0:59Fuck, I wonder if he saw that.1:04Okay, good. I think I got away with the- oh, fuck me, it is again.1:12That was a close one.1:15Oh, crap. God, this fucking asshole hasn't noticed shit yet.1:20All right, I'm good, I'm good. Let's keep it together. All right, come on.1:24All I have to do is stare into his eyes and not blink. Oh, fuck, I'm blinking.1:29I wonder what he's thinking right now. God, why am I doing this?1:33Those socks suck. Oh, fucking damn it.1:39Damn it.1:41Oh, fuck. God.1:44Shit.1:46Fuck ass.1:49Fuck. Damn it. Fuck.1:53Fuck, shit.1:54Ah. Ah, shit.1:59Fucking tits.2:01That was ridiculous.2:03Why am I doing this?2:05I wonder if this is noticeable.2:07All right, what the fuck am I doing?2:08Hey, Tim, made you guys some cookies.2:10Mom, Sean!2:11Yeah, fuck you, Miss Wilkerson!2:13We're having a staring contest.2:15F you, Sean.2:23Hey.
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