1.5K views Sep 2009
A boy returns to his friends and gets slapped, kicked, and punched as they enforce bizarre new rules tied to questions, sentence fragments, and grammar.
0:02 Bill. 0:03 Kyle. 0:03 Hey. 0:04 Hey. 0:04 Sorry I didn't hang out with you guys last night. 0:06 That's all right. 0:06 So what'd you guys do? Ah! What's wrong with you? Ah, stop it! 0:11 What was that for? Ah, stop it! 0:13 Oh, dude, you weren't there. That's the new thing. We all decided on it last night. 0:18 Pretty cool, huh? 0:20 What's the new thing? Ah! Ah! That's the new thing? Ah, stop it! 0:25 Dude, that's the new thing. What- what's the matter? You don't like it? 0:30 Yeah, there you go. 0:32 So that's the new thing, huh? 0:33 Oh! 0:34 That's the new thing. Pretty cool, huh? Yeah, all right. 0:37 Hey, guys. 0:38 Hi, kids. 0:39 Oh! 0:40 Kyle! 0:41 Hey, my granddad. 0:42 The thing, I was just doing the thing. 0:44 No, no, no, no. We only slap people after they use sentences that are questions ending in a one-syllable word. 0:50 Well, what does that mean? 0:51 Oh! 0:52 Questions ending in one-syllable word. 0:54 Well, how was I supposed to know that? 0:57 What's going on, you guys? 0:59 Oh. 1:00 Was that right? 1:01 Oh. 1:01 Yep. 1:02 So we taught Kyle the new thing. 1:03 Just found out. 1:04 Oh. 1:06 Yeah, dude, that's another new thing. If you use an incomplete sentence, you get kicked in the balls. 1:11 Kicked in the balls? 1:13 Yeah. 1:14 Okay, all right, okay. I understand that this is the new thing, but can't we just hang out like we did before? 1:20 Oh. 1:23 Whoa! 1:26 See, that's another new thing. If you use a contraction before a preposition, you get hockey punched. 1:31 Did I? 1:33 You see, the word can't is a contraction, and the word before is a preposition, so you can't say that before you use one of those. 1:40 Oh, oh. 1:42 Oh. 1:42 What do you- 1:43 Whoa! 1:43 Guys, what he 1:45 Oh! 1:45 You got me. 1:46 Okay, stop it, stop it. Okay, I can't hang out with you guys anymore without getting slapped, kicked, punched, or some other stupid sh*t. 1:52 Exclusive. 1:53 Exclusive. 
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