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A solemn narrator treats each falling Tetris piece as a god's command while a player struggles to fit the blocks as the board becomes increasingly jagged.
0:04 Tetrises, master of blocks, weaver of fate. The time has come for another round. 0:11 Yes, how shall we begin, my lord? 0:13 L block. 0:14 Yes, L block, the perfect first piece. 0:16 We stand in awe of your eternal wisdom. 0:19 Square. 0:20 Oh, as you wish, my lord. 0:22 Shall he nestle it into the bosom of the L block, or will he leave it room to grow? 0:27 Reverse L block. 0:29 As you wish, my lord. 0:30 Difficult, my lord, but I believe this mortal can handle it. 0:34 T block. 0:35 Rather cunning, my lord. If this mortal is wise, you won't... 0:39 He undershot it. 0:41 Squiggly. 0:42 My lord! How dare you question his methods! 0:46 T block. 0:47 The playing field is random and jagged. 0:52 Square. 0:53 There is no place for a square, my lord, and it's only the first level. 0:58 Squiggly. 1:00 You wish to toy with him? To torture him for what? 1:04 Reverse squiggly. 1:06 The ultimate test of faith. 1:09 T block. 1:10 Only a master of dexterity could rotate a T block in time. It is done. 1:15 Reverse L block. 1:16 You have left the column open for the almighty Tetris. 1:20 Oh, another line piece, and his glory will shine upon us all. 1:25 Square. 1:25 Oh, here it comes. 1:27 T block. 1:27 Just one more moment. 1:29 T block. 1:30 No, he is punishing this mortal for his hubris. 1:33 Reverse squiggly. 1:35 Give him something, Lord. 1:37 Reverse L block. 1:38 Give him anything! 1:40 L block. 1:41 Well, yes, of course he could use that to plug the gap, but then, then 1:47 the column would be unusable. 1:50 Line piece. 1:52 No, no, no. 1:54 Line piece. 1:55 Lord, you have forsaken us all. 1:58 Line piece. 1:59 Now what a cruel and angry God! 2:04 Line piece! In peace. 
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