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An animated Earth faces a chain reaction of nuclear launches between world powers, leading to nuclear winter, while California, Hawaii, and Alaska drift away in a final joke.
Show transcript0:04 Okay, so here's the Earth. Chilling. Damn, that is a sweet Earth, you might say. 0:10 Wrong. 0:10 All right, ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving, and the sun exploding, we're definitely going to blow ourselves up. 0:20 Okay, so basically we've got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK, and us with nukes. 0:27 We've got about 2600 more than anybody else, whatever. Anyway, one day we decides those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down, so we launch a nuke at China. 0:37 While it's on its way, China's like, shit, shit, who the fuck is shooting us? 0:40 Oh well, fire missiles. 0:41 Then France is like, shit guys, we got the missiles, they are coming, fire our shit. 0:45 But then they're tired. Well, have a nap. 0:48 Then fire the missiles. 0:50 Meanwhile, Australia is down there like, WCF, mates. India, Israel, and Pakistan launched their shit, so now we've got missiles flying everywhere, passing each other. 0:58 Russia's like, 0:58 Ah, motherland! 1:00 Then England's like, about that time, eh, chaps? Righto. So now the US is like, fuck, we're dumbasses. 1:06 Canada's like, what's going on, eh? Australia is still like, WTF. 1:10 Mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like, well, fuck that. 1:13 So now we've got nuclear winter. Everyone's dead except Australia, and they're still like, WTF. 1:20 But they'll be dead soon. Fucking kangaroos. But assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the United States to go hang with Hawaii. 1:32 Alaska can come too. The end.