1.6K views Mar 2010
A pair of presenters deliver a chaotic parody newscast about a tire-deflating monster, Olympic swimming, smelly underwear, surfing, weather, and a false tsunami warning.
0:01 Yeah, it's the news. Yeah, there's this monster, he's letting people's tires down. 0:07 This bloke saw it. 0:08 His year was a DVD, he wore a red dress, and he had a horn on his head. 0:13 It was a bit yellow, looked like it could use a bit of a scrub. 0:16 Also, find out why this bloke's shaking this other bloke's hand. 0:21 Yeah, it's the news. 0:28 Yeah, the news. 0:31 Hi. 0:32 Hi. 0:33 Guess what in the news tonight? This bloke isn't going to the Olympics because, you know why? 0:38 He didn't swim fast enough. But it doesn't matter, that American bloke will probably just beat him anyway. 0:44 He beat everyone else, didn't he? 0:46 Shut up, it's my turn, and guess what? The police need help to find, guess who? 0:52 That monster we were talking about just before. Don't forget what he looks like. 0:56 I'll tell you about him. He's got a dress, a skirt, red skirt. 1:01 He's got a red skirt. 1:01 And next, a man has invented some wheels for airplanes made from the same stuff as sparklers. 1:08 Hi. 1:08 Hi. 1:09 Hi. 1:10 So what do you want, mate? I'm gonna talk about sports, sports and stuff like that. 1:16 And coming up, this bloke's shirt's too tight. 1:21 Hi. 1:22 So there's this bloke, and he's got to keep, he's going to keep his undies on. 1:27 He want, they want him to take them off because they smell a bit, but he says no. 1:31 Here he is talking about it. 1:34 Well, I don't see what the big deal is. I just want to keep me undies on, you know. 1:38 They do smell a bit, but I just, I would like to keep them on for a bit longer. 1:43 And then this bloke shook his hand. Yeah, so I've been inspired. 1:47 I'm going to keep my undies on for 5 weeks. They're already starting to smell like poop. 1:51 Yeah, well, guess what? My undies smell like poop anyway. 1:54 Oh, I'll bet they do. 1:55 Well, if you ask me, you both smell like poop. Here's the lotto numbers. 1:59 Who cares or whatever? Anyways, come on. All right. 2:02 Time to shut up. 2:03 Yes, it is. And coming up, a man is surfing and then crashes into the rocks. 2:11 Hi. So guess what? This part of Australia is too pointy. To this bit is nice and smooth. 2:18 Really smooth. I love it. Really so smooth. The top too pointy. 2:24 I don't like it. Push it and fix it. That is hot. Red H for hot. 2:28 Not hot up here, but down the bottom, red H for hot. Oh, this is good weather. 2:34 Oh, and watch out for these arrows. They will stab you in the face, probably in the face. 2:40 I've been stabbed in the neck. It didn't hurt. Also, I'd like to publicly apologize for saying there was going to be a tsunami yesterday. 2:50 Oh, gee whiz, I don't know why they haven't sacked him yet. 2:53 Yeah, we gotta go. Bye. 2:55 Bye. Bye. 
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