Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffThe Friends Theme And Sugar RayDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.5K views Jan 2009A stand-up comic pokes holes in the Friends theme song lyrics, then unpacks the questionable story of cheating in Sugar Ray's hit song. Show transcript0:04So no one told you life was gonna be this way.0:10It's like, Rob, we hear that song 17 times a day. Please don't play it at the comedy show.0:15It's a good song. Actually, I want to write a theme song for a sitcom, because that's where the money is.0:19But those people weren't even satisfied with just having a theme song to a popular sitcom.0:23They wanted it to be a hit on the radio, and it's only a 30-second song, so they had to stretch it out to 3 minutes, and when they did, they slapped on more verses and more choruses,0:30and they weren't paying attention because, and I can prove it, the second verse of that song has nothing to do with the rest of the song.0:35The second verse goes like this. You're still in bed at 10 and work began at 8.0:41You burned your breakfast, so far things are going great.0:47First of all, I don't know anyone who burns their breakfast because I don't know anyone who cooks their breakfast when they're 2 hours late for work.0:55It's like, I'm late, where's the skillet?1:03But I would let that slide if it weren't for the next line. It's the next line that really bugs me, because it goes like this.1:07Your mama told you there'd be days like these.1:11Your mama told you there'd be days like these, but the first line of the song is, so no one told you life was gonna be this way.1:23They forgot what they wrote.1:2730 seconds into their own damn song.1:31The world is going to hell, we're all clapping along.1:35That's why if you want to enjoy pop music, you can't listen to the lyrics.1:38If you listen to the lyrics of a pop song, it'll ruin that song forever.1:41Case in point, there's this song by Sugar Ray. I listened to the lyrics once and I couldn't like the song anymore because the lyrics go thusly.1:48Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's foreclosed bed.1:55I know it's not mine, but I'll see if I can use it for the weekend or a one night stand.2:03That guy's a dick.2:09He's about to cheat on his girlfriend, he writes a song about it, and right after that he says, couldn't understand how to work it out.2:19I got some ideas.2:22How about not cheating on your girlfriend? Once again, as predicted, left my broken heart open, and you ripped it out.2:31Does anyone buy that? She somehow ripped out cheater man's broken heart?2:37And then at the end of the song, it just gets plain scary because the dude actually says, she said we couldn't do it, you know I want to do it again, and someone in the background says,2:46shut the door, baby, don't say a word.2:53He's a liar, he's a cheater, his girlfriend doesn't want to do it, understandable at this point, and then his friend comes over and says, shut the...3:00What?3:03They took an episode of Cops and made it a hit song.
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